Amy found out that a site called FanFiction writes fanfics about her family, especially her and Ian. She didn't want to see it – her and Ian? What? – so she just passed through the other archives.
Then, she also found fanfics about her favorite book: Percy Jackson.
Even though she didn't have that creativity, Amy decided to write a fanfic about Percy. She posted at her profile and waited for reviews.
After a couple of moment, someone knocked her door.
"Coming!" she yelled.
When she opened the door, she found Ian with an angry face.
"What do you want, Ian?" she asked bored.
"I just saw that you wrote a fanfic about Percy Jackson."
"Yeah... That's true."
"Well... Why don't you write about me then?"
Amy blushed a little, but replied:
"You are not important." she wanted to sound like a joke, well… Poor Amy. She didn't guess what was going to happen next.
After a moment of awkward silence, Ian said a thing that surprise Amy.
He came a foot closer to Amy.
"Can I lick you, love?"
What the hell is going on with Ian? Amy thought. Is that a joke? I didn't know he had sense of humor.
"Of course you can..." Amy answered giving a malicious smile.
Oddly, when Ian was getting close to Amy for that, he slapped her.
"THIS IS FOR BEEING STUPID AT KOREA. AND FOR NOW TOO. I'M GAY, NAIVE GIRL..."
Amy was speechless.
"AND NOW, FOR MY TRIMPHAL EXIT, I WILL DANCE IT'S RAINING MEN LIKE IN VAMPIRES SUCK!"*
Amy continued speechless while Ian danced It's Raining Men like a gay. (which he is… Actually.) He hit in the ass, just like the dance in the movie.
The Cahill was... Scared. But whatever, I'm just the narrator.
*- I love that scene xD
Hey guys! I made this fanfic with my friend Sheiswolf – I LOVE YOU! We are brazilian, if you saw mistakes, that's why.
Yeah... She thinks Ian is gay... This was fun to write though!
Disclaimer: The 39 Clues, Vampires Suck and FanFiction don't belong to me.
R&R!
~CaahT39C