Nova: The author does not own Hetalia! If she did, the world would explode.
~behind the scenes~
Australia: -pokes New Zealand-
New Zealand: What?
Australia: -pokes New Zealand-
New Zealand: What?
Australia: -pokes New Zealand-
New Zealand: What?
Australia: If you were a rapper, your name would be "Kiwi-west"
New Zealand:...you highly annoy me, bro
Australia: Or "The Sheep-shag masta' "
New Zealand: -gives off a death glare-
The following scene contains a dramatic killing of an Australian. Such descriptions of killing Australians are illegal in nine states and two countries.
~next to the Eiffel Tower~
Alfred: Come on! Where is France? I have to get to Burgercon; Ronald McDonald is the surprise guest!
Arthur: If it was a surprise, you wouldn't know who it was git.
Alfred: At least I don't kill people with scones!
Arthur:...at least I don't have a high diabetes rate.
Alfred: Touche.
Nova Scotia: Hey guys! -dragging a sack- I have Francis!
Arthur: You sacked him?
Nova: Well duh, unless you want to sit next to him on the plane ride...
Arthur: No, no! Keep the frog in the sack.
Alfred: Okay! Now we can go to Burgercon!
Nova: ...right... -snaps fingers-
~inside the White House~
Feli: Ve~ Doitsu! -has his hand in a vase- I got my hand stuck.
Ludwig: How did you...? -sigh- Just smash it against the wall and you'll get your hand out, it's a cheaply made vase in America so it doesn't matter.
Feli: Okay~! -he smashes the vase against a wall and frees his hand-
Nova: -walks in- Oh good, you are all still here.
Feliks: Like, why wouldn't we be?
Lilly: You told us to stay here and we did.
Nova: Well ummm...usually when people are held captive...they tend to try and escape.
Ivan: We're being held captive?
Alfred: Hellz yeah! Burgercon is in the White House! I knew Obama loved brugers.
Arthur: Idiot, he tricked you.
Nova: Yes you are being held captive. -looks at Al- There is no Burgercon, it was a trap to get you here.
Alfred: ... -gasp- HOW DARE YOU! YOU CAN'T EVER LIE ABOUT BURGERS! -hides in a closet-
Nova: Well I did.
Matthew: So...why are we here?
Nova: Glad you asked father
Alfred: AHHHHH! I HEARD A GHOST!
Matthew: -sweatdrop-
Nova: I kidnapped all of the nations and stuck them in the White House.
Sadik: So...this is the White House?
Gupta: The White House...it is very big...may I look around?
Nova: No...just, no.
Nova: Anyway, various people will come in and tort-give you dares and questions
Berwald: 'nd if we 'line the 'ares? (And if we decline the dares?)
Nova: ...very bad things will happen.
Berwald: Like what?
Ivan: kolkolkol
Berwald: O_O
All the nations: -scared-
Nova: Wow, nice timing
Ivan: Thank you~
Ludwig: Are there any rules that we must follow?
Nova: Yes! I'm glad you asked!
Gilbert: Can I still be awesome?
Nova: ...sure...
Gilbert: Yes!
Nova: The rules are...
1. Dares cannot be M-rated...if it is then it will not be descriptive. (example: I dare Prussia to give Italy a BJ. Prussia: -drags Italy into closet- ...or something like that.)
2. Please introduce yourself before typing your dares/questions, this dare fic is a little different.
3. You are allowed to review as an OC.
4. You, or your oc, are allowed to pair with a nation.
5. Any couple is allowed. (I will have a couple list later.)
6. Go crazy! Make the chracters squirm! Make them scream and wet their pants.
-rules end here-
Roderich: I'm a little scared now.
Nova: Good.
Kiku: C-can I go home?
Nova: Never.
Kiku: -gulp-
Nova: That's all for now, I will hopefully see you soon!
Alfred: -walks out of the closet-
China: OMG! America came out of the closet, aru!
(A/N: Thank you for reading. This chapter sucked, hopefully it interested you. This is posted on Deviantart and , just incase something happens. )