Ok so this is the sequel to Fun Times in La Push. I do not own anything that appears in this story. I hope that you all enjoy this just as much as I have writing it. I promise this will not take as long to finish as the other one.

WARNING: THE CONTENT IN THIS FANFICTION STORY THAT I HAVE MADE UP IS FILLED WITH INSANITY THAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS SUCH: INSANE, MADNESS, AND HILARIOUSNESS THAT WILL CAUSE YOU TO ROFLAO! SMALL CHILDREN THAT HAVE NOT YET BEEN CORRUPTED BY SOCITY SHOULD NOT READ. IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THESE SIGNS STOP READING: LAUGHING TO YOURSELF, LAUGHING OUT LOUD, LAUGHING NON-STOP, OR RECIVE WEIRD LOOKS FROM RANDOM PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU ARE LAUGHING WAY TOO MUCH FOR ANY SANE PERSON TO HANDLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Fun Times at Rocky Horror

Nessie POV-

"Daddy, what is mommy and Jakey planning?" I asked my Dad thinking that Mom would have her shield down or he would have caught Jake's thought before he left.

Dad shrugged and said, "I do not know honey. She is blocking me and she must have been blocking Jake. And personally after seeing them at it in the tapes and what happened for three days I rather not know."

Oh so that was it. I was really curious now so I went to the All-Seeing and All-Knowing source of the family.

"Auntie Ali what are mommy and Jakey planning?" I asked her in a very innocent tone that I can get away with anything just by using it.

Alice shrugged and cuddle up against Uncle Jasper, "I do not know honey, because Jake is involved I cannot see anything. I would rather not know anyway, because I do not need to be a psychic to see that it will not end well for us."

I turned to my All-Feeling Uncle, "Uncle Jazzy?"

"Do not ask me what those two are planning I do not know and I would rather not know." He said waving his hands in mock surrender.

I sighed, why isn't anyone not curious about this? I walked toward my Grandfather's office and knocked.

"Come in." I opened the door to see Grandma and Grandpa sitting in the office.

"Nessie honey what can I do you for?" Grandpa asked reluctantly

"Do you guys know what Mommy and Jakey are up too?" I asked

"No honey and-" Grandma started to say but I interrupted.

"I know…I know…you would rather not know. Why is everyone saying that? Isn't anyone here in this house curious?" I ranted

Grandpa sighed, "Honey it's not that we do not want to know it's just that…uhm…Esme?"

Grandma sighed and said, "If your mommy and Jake want this to be a surprise then we have to respect that decision. You like surprises right?"

I thought…apparently that was one thing that I did not inherit from my mother…her resentment for surprises. Sighing I nodded and walked out, but not before hearing Grandpa say; "Nice thinking."

I wanted answers darn it! I did not care that curiosity killed the cat, because I know satisfaction will bring it back!

Tracking Uncle Emmy and Auntie Rosy in the game room I asked them the same question but the response:

Uncle Em, "I have known your mom for a while now and if it was one thing I learned from her is to butt out."

Auntie Rose, "I don't care…as long as it is not humiliating or scaring."

I refuse to give in! I may not have inherited my mom's enthusiasm for surprises, but I did inherit her stubbornness. I decided to go to the source.

I walked into the kitchen to find her on the phone. Sitting in the hallway I listened to the conversation:

"No Jake we are not going to watch any more tapes." She said. So she was talking to Jake…MY Jake. I held back a growl…where did that come from?

"But Bells come on…no one from the pack wants to come. We'll be short on people. We do not have a Riff-Raff, Dr. Frake n Furter, Janet, Eddie, Columbia, and Magenta. I am Brad of course so…" He said. Hum…very curious.

"Hello Einstein I am Janet! I was Janet last time." She argued back, "Besides I could use a little payback for Bella Barbie anyway…and just think of what guy you can mess with along with the boys." Mom ended shrewdly.

"Oh yea! Hey did you tell them yet?" Jake asked

"I was about too. Hey I got to go. You and I can explain when you come back over, besides Nessie was asking questions and she is listening." Mom turned her head and her eyes caught mine. I'm in trouble.

"Kay see you later Bells."

"Bye Jake."

She hung up and I gulped. Turning toward me she asked, "I take it you have a question for me?"

I nodded my head and asked the one question that I have been dying to get the answer to, "What the heck are you and Jake planning?"

Mommy just smirked giving me the Cheshire Cat smile, "You'll see." And like the Cheshire Cat; she disappeared. Well she didn't actually disappear…more like glided out of the room leaving me shell shocked.

Time for some research.