I closed my eyes and breathed in deeply, by the door the woman nodded to the torture master. A thick warm substance was layered on my face above my eyes and around my mouth, I nodded to the woman closest to the door and it began…

All the people in the other rooms could hear was screaming.

"That wasn't so bad was it?" mom, the woman by the door asked.

"It wasn't so bad once you got your facial hair RIPPED AWAY FROM YOUR FACE!"I yelled, exiting the shop

"Baby"

"Shush"

"Did you just tell me to shush?" my mom said, her tone shifting dangerously.

I shook my head "nope" I said innocently, pushing my layered side bangs away from my 'nerd' glasses.

I opened the car door and sighed buckling my seat belt and putting on my head phones and turning up the music, I was listening to Freddie mercury belt out a song about 'good old fashioned lover boys' when my phone buzzed. I looked down it was Soup also known as….everyonesfangirl13579.

"Moshi-moshi, onee-sama!" I texted happily on my Samsung smiley.

"Hi Beru-chan!" the quick reply said

We soon got to talking about our favorite topic, kuroshitsuji, subtopic sebas-chans nice ass.

"It is too round!" Soup texted

"wtf! How do you know that!" I replied.

"gtg brb, kk?"

After I said it was fine that she had to go, I walked into my house and went straight into the computer room, which took me about two seconds so I checked my phone for any new texts... none.

I closed my phone and sighed, so I checked my fan fiction account.

Honestly I was so bored even RANGIKU MATSUMOTO fan fictions could keep my eyes from glazing over.

"Hello…? is anyone here ?Please I need help!" a voice called from the front door of the house.

Being the caring girl I am I armed myself with some mace before standing in front of the door.

"Please!" the voice sobbed "heelllpp me! He's coming!"

I panicked and being a total noob opened the door to what had to be the cutest boy I had ever seen. His hair was a soft silky blond and his light blue eyes glimmered in the now dying light.

"Can I come in?" he said slowly His eyes traveling to mine, I felt hypnotized

"Stranger danger..." I mumbled

He looked at me questioningly and his arm moved to my face, cupping my cheek "he's coming you know and he shan't be happy." he whispered "you should hide me." My mind fogged over, why not have this cute boy come in? I smiled so cute and that accent was so British and adorable. I opened the door wider, and words unbeckoned came into my mouth.

"Please come in."

"Who's at the door?" my mom called

"No one!" I yelled back, looking at the unknown stranger.

He smiled at me again "please? I am ever so hungry"

I shook my head " I don't invite strangers in to this house" and closed the door in this face.

I heard the stomping of feet as my mom descended the stairs, "who was that?".

I smiled "the neighbors" I said simply, and walked away.