Disclaimer: i don't own WOWP, but if i did i don't think they would allow it on Disney channel.
Chapter One: The Return
She was finally back. The amazing rush of power was booming in her chest as she placed her shiny pink patent leather pump clad foot through the entry way of Tribeca Prep. This was her domain. It always had been. This was her school and she was finally back. She couldn't wait to taste the fear in the air when everyone realized that their very beautiful and fashionable worst nightmare had arrived on the scene. She really had missed tormenting everyone. Her ice cold blue eyes sparkled as she sighted in on her favorite target.
The dark haired girl was holding a pineapple upside down cake in one hand while simultaneously trying to balance and steer a unicycle. Three other girls wobbled close by carrying similar dishes. Principal Laritate stood by stunned at the display. After a moment he gathered himself enough to vocalize his disdain.
"Lets see Miss Russo… It must be pie and unicycle day?…. You know this school has a strict policy against rolling pastry. I'm afraid you will have to see me later in detention."
Alex's face crinkled in response, "Its not unicycle and pie day! Its pineapple day! You know how I hate healthy foods so I put my pineapple on a cake. A CAKE! Cake is not a pastry Mr. Laritate!"
Mr. Laritate's brow rose in confusion, "If its pineapple day why are you all on those unicycles?" he gestured behind Alex.
Alex slowly turned her head her eyes widening in realization. She swiftly stood up letting her unicycle fall to the floor. "I thought pineapple day was a little boring so I decided I'd spice up my cake with a little unicycle action. With everyone else on a unicycle it just seems cheap and wrong" she muttered.
The cold eyed blonde had stood by watching the show. She was ecstatic. Alex was an even bigger weirdo then she had remembered. She decided that now really was the best time to reinstate herself as queen bee by showing the student population what a loser her long time enemy was. Her clicking heels carried her across the hallway to place her directly behind her prey.
She reached out to tap Alex on the shoulder as she spoke. "Hi Alex. Long time no see. Did you miss me?"
Alex swung around temporarily distracted from the impromptu unicycle parade. "Miss you. Gigi? Why would I ever miss you? For one you're a bitch and secondly you would have to go somewhere for me to miss you." Alex stated then mumbled to herself. "Psssht and people think I'm dumb"
Gigi's eyes widened turning to angry flames as she yelled out, "I have been gone you retard! I've been away for the past 18 months!"
The room turned quiet except for a few whispers that were heard clearly. Mostly, "Was she really gone?" and "No wonder, school has been so pleasant this past year."
Alex scratched her head as if thinking and blurted out, "I guess I didn't notice. I would say I was sorry for not realizing you were gone," Alex chuckled, "but I'm not."
The crowd that had accumulated around the scene burst into giggles. Gigi's nostrils flared in anger as she took in the situation. She had lost her power hold on the school in her absence. She had to take it back. She looked up at Alex standing there smug grin on her face snorting in laughter, a trio of unicyclists circling her, with the entire school snorting along with her. They all laughed with Alex, at her. At her Gigi! This was so wrong. It was supposed to be the other way around! They were supposed to be laughing at Alex!
Humiliation and rage filled Gigi as she stepped forward in preparation to shove Alex to the ground, she shrieked, "BITCH!"
She expected to see Alex fall to the ground in tears but before she could make contact with Alex's person something horrible happened. She felt the sharp pain in her foot and looked slightly to her right to witness a unicyclist with a pineapple and ham pizza topple onto her.
Every thing was happening in slow motion. Gigi lay flat on her back with a pizza on her chest. She watched the other girl get up and step out of the way as the next unicyclist carrying a jello mold filled with pineapple chunks unavoidably crashed slinging her jello into Gigi's face. The jello really blurred her vision but Gigi was glad to see the last unicyclist screech to a halt until she noticed the girl had lost her grip on the pineapple in her hand. The pineapple that was flying at her head. Gigi tried to get up in time but the slippery jello made it a little too difficult. The pineapple connected with her head slamming it into the floor and she saw darkness.
Alex Russo had never looked as smug as now. She hadn't planned it but it was all the more sweet for that fact. The mass of students had erupted into laughter at Gigi's newly soiled state. Alex scanned the crowd watching all the flushed smiling faces. Ironically Gigi's stunt had really fostered a feeling of belonging in Alex. The moment was just too perfect!
As Alex finally began to turn away to put her pineapple upside down cake in her locker she caught sight of something in the corner of eye. A glinting. Justin was holding a camcorder. He was probably making his senior moments video. Except his camera was pointing at Gigi instead of Zeke!
Alex grinned as her thoughts came giddily out of her mouth, "Oh this day just keeps getting better and better!"
Gigi slowly gained consciousness in the nurse's office. It had all been a dream she told herself a horrible dream. But the more she told herself that the more her senses came back. She could smell the pineapple and tomato sauce. She could feel the stickiness of the jello. Her forehead was throbbing where the pineapple had struck her. She wanted to cry. She almost did. Almost.
She would get Alex back. She was sure that bitch had planned the whole thing. Alex would be humiliated far worse because Gigi had a little ace up her sleeve. But first she needed a plan. She would bide her time. She had an edge over Alex now so it would all be worth it in the end.
"Pretty soon you are really going to wish I had never come back, Alex Russo." she whispered bitterly.