So, I decided to write something funny. And nobody is reading my Mario fic. D:
Ok, so this is my first LoZ story. FLAMES WILL BE USED TO TOAST MALLOWS.
Link: Sheesh, calm down Emma.
SHADDUP LINK NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU... YOU TIGHTPANTS.
:D
Disclaimer: I dunt own LoZ or Nintendo or stuffs. But I do own all my OCs!
ON WITH THE SHOW!
It was a sunny day in Hyrule.. On a Sunday. And everyone was asleep. Except for the Princess. She had errands to do.
Suddenly, a fairy started hitting a young boy in green across the face. "OI LINK GET UP YOU LAZY ARSE. TODAY'S ZELDA'S BIRTHDAY. YOU NEED TO GET HER A PRESENT. SO GET UP YOU LAZY SONOFAGUN."
"Navi."
"WHAT."
"Eff off."
With that, the fairy flipped the boy off and flew away. Wait a minute.. Fairies don't have arms.. How can they flip you off? O.O
As Link contemplated the meaning of life, Zelda was at the mall, shopping for tampons. "Stupid mother nature," She mumbled, "Why can't she bugger off.."
A WILD FANGIRL APPEARED!
Zelda's turn!
Run
Attack
Hide
Flip off
"Hmm.."
ZELDA USED FLIP OFF.
Fangirl used ask for autograph!
Zelda's Turn!
Run
Attack
Hide
Sign Paper
ZELDA USED SIGN PAPER!
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Wild Fangirl fainted!
OOOO Back to Link.
"Navi! I know what to give her! I'll give her this pasta necklace I made!"
"Dear goddess.. Why did the Deku Tree put me with this moron.."
OOOOOOOOOOOO And back to Zelda!
Zelda used walk away from body casually while whistling.
"Dum de dum de dummmm.."
After that, Zelda walked into her fave shop. Suddenly she heard the birthday song playing on the background. She suddenly remembered it was her birthday. And then Link appeared on Zelda's head. "Stupid Warp songs."
Zelda sighed and took the Ocarina from link, Sending him back to where he came from, but felt something strange around her neck. Wait a minute.. A Pasta necklace..?
Ok, I suck at writing anything beyond 300 words.
HALP MEEEE
Emma~~