So I tried to surprise Sherlock with a cruise vacation. But he found out when he went threw the history in my laptop.
"This is ridiculous," Sherlock said as I packed.
"Sherlock this will be fun." I reassured him, "I want our anniversary to be special this year."
I said as I kissed him lightly.
"Last year was special," he said a little defensive.
"Sherlock, spending our one year anniversary at a murder scene was not special."
I began to look to see if I owned shorts. The trip would be for four days. Just four days of relaxing alone with Sherlock.
We could get a tan. We'll go swimming in the pool. We could get a massage. We can get ice cream and lay in the sun.
"Just try to enjoy it," I said a little upset that he wasn't excited. I went into the bathroom to look for medicine.
"What are you looking for?" He asked still not helping me pack.
"Do we have any sea sickness medicine?" I asked as I was searching in the medicine cabinet.
"You don't need that," he said, "It's just your mind being confused." He rolled his eyes. "We won't get confused because we know we're on a boat."
"Alright," I said as I closed the cabinet. "Where are your shorts?"
"I don't own shorts," he answered.
I guess I better make a list...