The lights in studio 2 were dim, and the crowd seemed to be holding their breath. Suddenly, a light cut on, and you could see Silverstream, the hostess of Warriors got Talent, as well as the judges and the scorekeeper, Morningkit. Of course everyone in the crowd could see the cameracat, although hardly anyone knew who the cameracat, the scorekeeper, or one of the judges was.
"Welcome, to the first episode of Warriors got Talent!"Silverstream exclaimed. The cats in the audience cheered. "I am afraid that we couldn't get any cats to come today, so we will be meeting any cats you may not know!" the crowd moaned, although they did seem a bit curious to know who the random cats were.
"So first, the judges!"Silverstream said as she walked to the back corner of the stage, where the judge's table was. Mapleshade, Graystripe, and a kit were sitting at the judges table. The kit was sitting on a stack of random objects so that she could see. "I am sure you all know Mapleshade and Graystripe," Silverstream meowed, gesturing towards the two cats, who were sitting on either side of the kit. There were a few murmurs and curious glances at Mapleshade, mainly from the newer generations, until the older cats hushed them. "But you probably don't know Foxkit,she said, gesturing to the kit.
"Of course they don't! Cannon cats don't meet oc's very often! In fact, they probably never meet!"Foxkit mewled.
"Umm, what is an oc? And what is a cannon cat?"Silverstream asked confusedly, the audience clueless as well. The only cats that weren't baffled by the oc and cannon talk were the other oc's, who just sighed and shook their heads.
"Oh, never mind!" Foxkit mewed frustratedly.
"Anyway, on to the next cat some of you may not know...the scorekeeper, Morningkit!" Morningkit took a bow and then went back to doodling on the whiteboard used to keep score.
"And there is one more cat some of you probably don't know...the cameracat, Snowcloud!" Snowcloud picked the camera up and turned it around so that the people watching on TV could see her. She bowed and then turned the camera back around.
"Since we still have ten minutes of recording time left, I will choose three random cats from the audience and they will do something!"Silverstream meowed cheerily.
When Morningkit heard this, she erased the board quickly and divided it into three section sloppily.
"The first cat will be...you!"Silverstream exclaimed as she pointed in a random direction in the audience. Her gaze rested on Berrynose. "Come on Berrynose, and come backstage for something!" Silverstream yowled. Morningkit sloppily wrote 'Berrynose' in one segment of the board. Silverstream then pointed to another random cat. This time it was Spottedleaf. The next cat was Mothwing.
"Berrynose will be-wait, what are you doing, Berrynose?"Silverstream mewed.
"Tap dancing,"Berrynose replied quietly.
"OK!Berrynose will be tap dancing!"Silverstream announced. Snowcloud zoomed in on Berrynose as he took his place on the stage. Someone started some tap music and Berrynose began tapping to it.
Instantly, Mapleshade hit her X button and said,"I prefer things with suffering in them."
Foxkit looked somewhat amazed, as she had never seen a cat dance before, and pressed her like button. Graystripe watched in amusement for a few moments before pressing his like button. Berrynose then rushed off the stage and Morningkit quickly scribbled an X and two check-marks in Berrynose's column.
Then it was Spottedleaf's turn. "I, as we have no true need for catmint in Starclan, will dance ballet while throwing out catmint to the audience,"Spottedleaf announced as if it were the most simple thing ever to come up with spontaneously. She walked over to where the music box was, right beside the judge's table, and put on some soothing music. She began doing ballet and throwing out catmint to the audience, as well as the judges, and Foxkit almost immediately hit her like button. Graystripe also hit his like button.
Mapleshade hit her X button and grumbled,"I wish that cat would just stay dead." Morningkit scribbled down the score as Spottedleaf tossed the last of her catmint out into the audience.
Then Mothwing walked onto the stage. "I am Mothwing, and I will be doing a poem about why I don't believe in Starclan and the Dark Forest." All thee judges hit their X buttons before she even started, and she walked, crestfallen, off stage. Morningkit scribbled down all X's is Mothwing's section and announced,"It is a tie between Berrynose and Spottedleaf! That's all for this epispode! Bye!"
Silverstream rushed onto stage to say the proper closing, but the camera was already off and the cats were leaving.