Title: Hidan's Hell
Fandom: Naruto
Type: One-Shot/Crack
Rating: R for Retarded
Pairings: Hidan/Hell
Word count: 407
Summary: Jashin, forgive me. It was a cute bunny, and it wanted a hug. [Rated R for Retarded]
Dying had been the easy part. Attempting to survive in hell was a whole different ball game especially when one dies in a very sinful way. He had betrayed his beloved Jashin, and was suffering completely for it. He had thought seeing Kakuzu completely naked had been scary but it didn't even come close to matching the sheer terror of hell.
He was a new resident of a hellish world filled with candy eating, hug loving bunch of cute animals. The little bastards wore human cloths, and could talk. They laughed, or rather giggled at everything. No matter what was happening they were always smiling with their creepy, unnatural white teeth.
He didn't keep count of how many types he had plucked his eyes only for them to grow back in minutes. He cursed, and called them names but they would only laugh, and smile. He tried choking them, but they would just giggle, and say, "Hidan-chan wants a hug". If he kicked or clawed at them they would smile, and cheer, "Let's play a game like football, Hidan-chan".
He couldn't even feel pain or bleed correctly. Bleeding he could do but what he bled was not blood. It was fucking maple syrup. Sweet, gooey maple syrup. It was enough to make him gag, and if he did throw up it was a mixture of hard candy.
If he tried running away or hiding, they would always find him. They seemed to think he was playing hide and seek with them. They didn't even mind when he never would going looking for them when he was it.
He doesn't look in mirrors anymore after the first time he saw himself in hell. His rosy cheeks frightened him to the core, and his lips are permanently in perfect smile mode. He can't frown or smirk anymore.
Everything was about sweets, laughter and love.
Hell truly is a scary fucking place.