Jokes and sayings to make you smile
A woman knocked on my door, collecting for the local sperm bank; I GAVE HER A RIGHT MOUTHFUL.
Irish Paddy and Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand
Paddy says to Mick if you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag you can have them both.
.SINGA SONGA SYPHILLLIS, FANNNY FULLA CRABS 4+20 BLACKHEADS TWICE AS MANY SCABS WHEN THEY ALL POP OPEN CRABS BEGIN 2 SING WASN'T THAT A MANKY MUFF 2 PUT UR PENIS IN.
WHY IS A CHRISTMAS TREE BETTER THAN A MAN
BECAUSE IS STAYS UP 12 DAYS AND NIGHTS HAS CUTE BALLS AND LOOKS GOOD WITH THE LIGHTS ON.
2009 IS AT THE DOOR…REMEMBER, LIFE IS SHORT, BREAK THE RULES, FORGIVE QUICKLY, KISS SLOWLY, LOVE TRULY, LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY, AND NEVER REGRET ANYTHING THAT MADE YOU SMILE.
IN 2009 THE GOVERNMENT WILL START KILLING ALL MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE. I STARTED CRYING WHEN I THOUGHT OF YOU, RUN MY LITTLE RETARD SAVE YOURSELF.
5000 MEN WERE ASKED TO COMPLETE A SURVEYON WHAT THEY LIKED BEST ABOUT A BLOW JOB
3% SAID WARMTH
4% SAID SENSATION AND
93% SAID THEY JUST APPRECIATED
THE FUCKING SILENCE
I ASKED SANTA FOR A JACKET I GOT 3, I ASKED HIM FOR A POUND I GOT 10, I ASKED HIM FOR A MUPPET I GOT THIS EMAIL.
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE NEW DRUG DOCTORS ARE GIVING DEPRESSED LESBIANS IT'S CALLED
TRYDICAGAIN
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE TO FIND OUT LOOK DOWN…
I SAID LOOK DOWN NOT SCROLL DOWN U THICK FUCKER.