Vio: This is just for a laugh. Enjoy~
I do not own the PPG!
One-shot: My Gum!
"Butch, don't you fucking do it!"
Buttercup was pissed as hell.
Firstly, she alone at home because Bubbles was on the cheerleading squad and Blossom was student council president, and both had to stay at school while the professor got a call from one of his colleagues.
Secondly, she had bought herself a small pack of fruity gum that she loved so much.
Thirdly, an ass known as Butch Jojo broke into her room and now was about to steal a piece of her gum?
Oh, hell no!
Furious lime orbs glared into amused jade green orbs, "Why not, Butterball?" He asked in that annoying voice of his.
"Didn't daddy ever teach you to share?" He asked again as he slowly opened the piece of gum, never taking his eyes off of hers.
"Butch." She warned as he opened his mouth. The male ruff just winked before popping the piece into his mouth.
*ChompChewChew*
"That's it!"
*WHAM*
And out the window he flew before crashing into their bushes in the front yard. Butch groaned while rubbing his head as Buttercup landed in front of him.
He stumbled up as she dragged him up by his shirt and...kissed him?!
She shoved her tongue in his mouth, exploring while he just stood there in shock.
The green puff pulled back a few minutes later, licking her lips as he stared at her.
"My gum." She said with a smirk as she blew a bubble in his face before floating back up into her room.
Butch then realized that the gum he had stolen, had been stolen right back.
I know it was short, but I hoped that it got a grin or smile out of you all~