You run into walls

When you walk down the street

You trip and you fall

You're overly sweet

You're too dumb to live

All of that is true

And I don't know why

I can't live without you.

Your hair- I've decided

The ugliest shade

Into trees you've collided

During every game you've played

It's true, Polka Dots, that you're not very smart

But despite all of that,

You're still in my heart.

All you do is chatter

And you don't know lots

But that doesn't matter…

It's love, Polka Dots.