Descriptions of everyone

Naruto: Bright Blonde hair and clear blue eyes. Three lines on each side of his face (whiskers). Very fit and the next hokage. Twin brother to Sakura A.K.A Silver. Soon to be hooked up with Hinata. P.S. Has a crush on her.

Sakura U. A.K.A Silver: Silver hair and golden eyes. Very, very short. Wears black and silver pants and spaghetti shirt. Short temper. Naruto's twin sister. Has a huge crush on Gaara.

Sakura H.: Pink hair with green eyes. Medical-nin, very short temper. Sleeveless red shirt, black shorts under a ninja skirt. Biggest crush in the world on Sasuke. WILL Kill you if you call her short.

Hinata H.: Blackish bluish hair and milky white eyes, long hair to middle of back. Big jacket, ninja sandals and pants and shirt is very form fitting strangely. (A/N she would never show it). Has a very strong urge for Naruto.

Temari: Gaaras older sister (be careful). Blonde hair in four ponytails and aqua eyes. Long skirt and shirt with semi-long sleeves, currently is the only one who can go a day without hitting Naruto. Crush is Sai.

Neji: Hinatas cousin. Long coffee colored hair and milky white eyes. Short sleeve shirt and shorts. Currently not crushing on anyone, but thinking about going both ways. (A/N b sorry chella had to do it. He He.)

Rock Lee: Wierdo. Black hair and black eyes, also wear's green spandex ALL the time. Very strong from training. Also confesses his love for Ten-Ten every day.

Ten-Ten: Brown hair pulled into two buns and brown eyes. Plays with weapons too much and loves the green beast of Tichona. A.K.A Lee was once dating Neji but not any more.

Sasuke: Blackish bluish hair and onyx eyes. Likes to be alone and quiet. Great fighter, BIG ego. Likes Sakura H. but ego prevents him from asking her out.

Gaara: Red hair and aqua eyes. Has "love" tattoo on his forehead. Controls sand and is the Kazekage. Has a crush on Sakura U. a.k.a. Silver but is scared Naruto will kill him in his sleep if he asks her out. He is now sleeping regularly.

Sai: Black hair and eyes. Very good painter. Likes to call people dickless and hag. Seems like a huge jerk but can be very nice. Likes Temari but will never tell anyone.

Edward Elric: Long blonde hair tied into a braided ponytail. Golden eyes, kinda short. Will kill you if you call him short. Bored out of his mind so goes to match people in his favorite Anime show. Gets there by portal, sweet Huh?

This story is about is about how everyone seems to be acting like the old Sasuke. But Dr. Elric knows what to do. Lots of pairings. Naru/Hina, SakH./Sasu, Lee/Ten, Sai/Tem, Gar/OC.(people might act OOC a lot. Oh Well, it's my story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, just this story so HA!!

" speak"

'thought'

Thanks for reading this is my first Fanfic that I have posted and I konw that people read these things and never review but I would REALLY appreciate if you would K?! THE LEAF IS A LIE!!!!!

Chapter 1 Naru/Hina

As you already know Edward Elric came to us from a portal. Well, he got bored so he decided to match people up from his favorite show. So first he decided to mess with the idiot and the shy one.

Hinata was walking down a street gently humming to herself thinking about her one true love, Naruto. She was wishing that he would ask her out. "Hmm, I w-wonder where N naruto is r-right now?" Hinata asked herself. She turned the corner and BAMM, "Ssorry I d-didn't mean to run iinto you s-sir." She looked up at him; he had long blonde braided hair. 'Wow he is hot' thought Hinata. "Um sorry miss. I'm a little lost, do you think you can hel…" "HEY HINATA-CHAN, I'm kinda bored what about you?" Naruto came and jumped on Hinata, "Nnnnnnnnnnaruto-kun." Hinata stuttered before passing out. "What's her problem?" asked a very confused Naruto. "Well isn't it obvious, she likes you. By the way she passed out almost the second you touched her, I would think she has got it for you. BAD." the lost man said. "Who the heck are you anyways?" "Me? Well my name is Edward Elric. You can call me Ed." Ed said. "Well Ed I guess your new here. Cause I haven't seen you before." "Ya, I'm new here. Hey do you think she will be alright." Ed said pointing to Hinata. "I think so cause she is really strong and smart and pretty and…." Naruto just kept on rambling, unaware that Hinata was wide awake. Hinata just could not believe her ears. She gently stood up. "I really wish I could get the nerve to ask her out." Naruto had finished' Hinata finally got the courage to say something back, "Yyyes I wwill go ooout with yyou Naruto-san." Hinata squeaked. Naruto visibly stiffened. He turned around very slowly. He saw that it was really Hinata who had said it. He had a smile on his face ten-times bigger than normal. He jumped on Hinata giving her a kiss. This made Hinata blush bright tomato red. All through this with a victory smile on his face. He walked away saying, "One down, and four to go."

Author: What is Ed planning? And why does he have girl hair? Find out next time!!(Plz read and review)