Titel: Ginyu in Wonderland
Teil: One-shot
Autor: MajinSakuko
E-Mail: MajinSakukoyahoo.de
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Toriyama everything else
Fandom: Dragonball
Pairing/Main-Chara: Ginyu
Rating: PG
Genre/s: Humour
A/N: Originally sidestory to a novel length German fic (Begegnungen des Schicksals)
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Everything was so big and alarmingly colourful. The wildest animal screams echoed through the room and led the tiny frog to believe that the dinosaurs were hungry again ... for frog legs. Thanks to his agility and his small frame, he'd been lucky enough to escape ending as T-Rex' afternoon snack, but whether his luck was steady or not was unsure. The persistence of the gigantic reptiles led you to believe that Ginyu was an extremely tasty exemplar of a treat. Were the situation a different one, maybe he'd felt honoured.
Oh, why couldn't the blonde have let me on the street? Ginyu mewled mentally. To get squashed by a passerby would have been a quicker and more comfortable death than to be hunted like a living delicacy!
The earth shook and Ginyu trembled like a leaf, as the alpha male of the dinosaurs - or like he liked to call him due to the colour of his scales and his height: Vanilla Godzilla - strolled around his territory. Hopping in safety, the tiny frog cursed the fact that he was on the end of the food chain. Unfortunately, a few members of his species had headed for the same sanctuary, leaving him unsheltered. Frightening and unstoppable, the T-Rex trudged nearer and forced Ginyu into the corner.
"NO!" he wanted to scream, but only a squawk escaped his mouth ... and an energy stream! With wide eyes the former commandant followed the stream as it flew towards the T-Rex, unstoppable, towards the now studiedly blinking dino.
Revenge! Ginyu thought full of anticipation. REVENGE!! Oh, how he would let his eternal tormentor suffer, pay him back, before he would finally eat him! Only a few metres to go, and then ...
Then, a fly hummed from nothing into the scene, directly in front of Godzilla's nose. He wasn't interested in the least in the insect, but in Ginyu it let an animalistic chain reaction on the loose.
There was a fly.
Frogs ate flies.
He was a frog.
And before Ginyu's brain could change back to "Thinking," he jumped towards the fly, his tongue already in pole position. Unbelievable as it may seem, the frog jumped faster than the energy stream, and as he reached the fly, the stream reached them both.
It came as it had to be: Ginyu and the flying insect changed their bodies.
The T-Rex, whose snack practically jumped in his throat, clamped his teeth down on the chance and snapped. Eating contentedly, he stomped on then.
Meanwhile, Ginyu who had escaped death narrowly, whirred tiredly through the air.
Feeling the hungry glares of the members of his former species on himself - now he truly was at the end of the food chain -, he could only hope that he'd fall first victim to a fly swatter.
Teil: One-shot
Autor: MajinSakuko
E-Mail: MajinSakukoyahoo.de
Disclaimer: I own nothing, Toriyama everything else
Fandom: Dragonball
Pairing/Main-Chara: Ginyu
Rating: PG
Genre/s: Humour
A/N: Originally sidestory to a novel length German fic (Begegnungen des Schicksals)
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Everything was so big and alarmingly colourful. The wildest animal screams echoed through the room and led the tiny frog to believe that the dinosaurs were hungry again ... for frog legs. Thanks to his agility and his small frame, he'd been lucky enough to escape ending as T-Rex' afternoon snack, but whether his luck was steady or not was unsure. The persistence of the gigantic reptiles led you to believe that Ginyu was an extremely tasty exemplar of a treat. Were the situation a different one, maybe he'd felt honoured.
Oh, why couldn't the blonde have let me on the street? Ginyu mewled mentally. To get squashed by a passerby would have been a quicker and more comfortable death than to be hunted like a living delicacy!
The earth shook and Ginyu trembled like a leaf, as the alpha male of the dinosaurs - or like he liked to call him due to the colour of his scales and his height: Vanilla Godzilla - strolled around his territory. Hopping in safety, the tiny frog cursed the fact that he was on the end of the food chain. Unfortunately, a few members of his species had headed for the same sanctuary, leaving him unsheltered. Frightening and unstoppable, the T-Rex trudged nearer and forced Ginyu into the corner.
"NO!" he wanted to scream, but only a squawk escaped his mouth ... and an energy stream! With wide eyes the former commandant followed the stream as it flew towards the T-Rex, unstoppable, towards the now studiedly blinking dino.
Revenge! Ginyu thought full of anticipation. REVENGE!! Oh, how he would let his eternal tormentor suffer, pay him back, before he would finally eat him! Only a few metres to go, and then ...
Then, a fly hummed from nothing into the scene, directly in front of Godzilla's nose. He wasn't interested in the least in the insect, but in Ginyu it let an animalistic chain reaction on the loose.
There was a fly.
Frogs ate flies.
He was a frog.
And before Ginyu's brain could change back to "Thinking," he jumped towards the fly, his tongue already in pole position. Unbelievable as it may seem, the frog jumped faster than the energy stream, and as he reached the fly, the stream reached them both.
It came as it had to be: Ginyu and the flying insect changed their bodies.
The T-Rex, whose snack practically jumped in his throat, clamped his teeth down on the chance and snapped. Eating contentedly, he stomped on then.
Meanwhile, Ginyu who had escaped death narrowly, whirred tiredly through the air.
Feeling the hungry glares of the members of his former species on himself - now he truly was at the end of the food chain -, he could only hope that he'd fall first victim to a fly swatter.