The Explosion at Chuck's Gas Station & Mini Mart
Disclaimer: Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail, not me
Chris and Natsu were driving on road that had jersey barriers and woods on either side.
Chris: "Oh shit!"
Natsu: "What?"
Chris: "We're running low on gas. Gotta get some."
Then they saw a sign that said 'Chuck's Gas Station & Mini mart up ahead'.
Natsu: "Let's go to that."
Chris: "Alright le do it, le do it, le do it!"
Natsu laughed at him.
They pulled into the station and parked in front of a pump. Chris got out of the car and walked over to the pump and got ready. But he pulled out a fake cigarette.
Chris: "EH EH EHHHHHHH! Give me a light my friend!"
Natsu laughed and blew fire at Chris and suddenly the whole place erupted into flames. Chris and Natsu walked out of the fire with dark skin.
Chris: "Thank you."
Chris pretended to smoke the fake cigarette while Natsu rolled on the ground laughing.
That is until the manager of the station came out.
Manager: "You idiots! Look what you did to my station!"
Chris and Natsu looked at each other then back to the manager.
Chris: "…sorry."
Manager: "Sorry?! I'll show you sorry!"
The manager came at the two with a baseball bat and chased them around in a circle for three hours until Chris decided to scream 'testicals' at the manager, which, needless to say, got them nowhere.
Manager: "You're going to pay!"
Natsu passed the manager and Chris did too and together ran down the road.
Manager: "This isn't over! I'll get you one day!"
Chris stopped and turned around and only responded with three words. All he said was…
Chris: "EH EH EHHHHHHHHH!"
The End