"Really, Roman?"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with WWE or any of it's wrestlers. World Wrestling Entertainment and its wrestlers are owned by Vince McMahon. Oh, and just for good extra measure, I don't own anything associated with Ever After High or any of it's characters, since it's both owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books Shannon Hale.


Roman Reigns was busy walking out of his bedroom that he and his wife shared. To be honest, he was equipped with a foam finger and a drink helmet all in between. Since it was his day off from having to wrestle, why not celebrate his vacation with a nice baseball game to watch? All he had was snacks and drinks. Now all Roman needed was a sofa to sit on!

"This is gonna be excellent!" Roman smiled to himself with glee, "Marlins vs. Braves, here I come!"

As soon as he was passing his 6-year old daughter's room, the little girl (who was dressed like Madeline Hatter from Ever After High) spoke to him.

"Hey Daddy," she said, "Can you have a tea party with me?"

"Wow sweetie, you know I'd love to, but there's a huge baseball game coming on." Roman pointed out.

But then, Roman's 6-year old daughter brought out a bag of Doritos.

"Ive got Doritos..." She smirked.

Suddenly, Roman stood in desperation. Not to mention he was sweating from the forehead.

Several minutes later...

Roman's good friends Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins all came over wearing their foam fingers and drink helmets.

"Hey Roman! We're here!" Dean shouted.

"It's time for the ball game, man!" Seth shouted as well.

But something was wrong. There was no sound of a baseball game playing on the TV. Yet, there was still tostitos, salsa and a complete 12-pack of refreshing Coors Light sitting on the table. Apparently, the whole living room was nothing else but silent.

"Where in the holy heck is Roman?" Dean said to Rollins.

"I don't know, but I hope to heaven he got himself stuck in the toilet upstairs." Seth said to Ambrose.

As they figured out what was going on, they heard the sound of laughter coming from upstairs. Hearing this, Seth and Dean headed up the stairs to find out that the sound of laughter was coming from Roman's daughter's room.

And as soon as they opened the door, they were shocked at what they saw:

Roman Reigns was having a tea party with her daughter, and dressed like Raven Queen, no doubt!

"More tea, Raven Queen?" The daughter said.

"Hexellent idea, Maddie." Roman smiled back.

As he sipped his imaginary tea, he looked to the side to see Dean and Seth standing there with shock.

Instantly, Roman's jaw dropped out of his own mouth in shock as well. He didn't know what to say out of all of this, but his friends did.

"Really, Roman...?" Dean sighed.

"Wow, that's a kick in the balls if I've seen one, dude." Seth sighed as well.

Trying to cover up this embarrassing situation, Roman Reigns tried to laugh it off by offering the guys a snack and smiling tightly,

"Ummmmm... Doritos?"


Just so you know, I thought of this idea while watching the Doritos commercial and watching the Father's Day ad where the WWE Superstars spend time with their kids. It's actually really nice, heartwarming and funny. Anyway, I hope you'll give me some feedback on this! Until then, always believe in the Shield forever.