This story is a collaboration between Silent Kage and pastaKat. The original idea was purely Crack! and it will continue to be as such, so please don't take this story too seriously. This story will continuously reference different Anime/Mangas/Movies/Books, so be prepared.

Rated 'S' for stupid…

We, Silent Kage and pastaKat, do not own Naruto or anything else that you recognize in this story.

It was a beautiful afternoon across the land. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining….

….and two girls were lost in a towering forest of trees with large exotic wildlife that could kill them.

"Sam, where are we?"

"How the hell would I know where we are, Kaitlyn?"

"I don't know, usually you know these things!"

The two girls fell into silence again as they stumbled through the thick underbrush. Both of the girls, Sam and Kaitlyn, were seniors in high school and were very good friends with each other.

Kaitlyn was slightly on the shorter side, around 5'5, with short, dark brown wavy hair and thick black rimmed glasses. She wore light green khakis, a light floral short sleeved shirt, and a dark green sweater which she had taken off earlier in their hot and humid hike.

Sam wasn't much different than Kaitlyn. She was a few inches taller than her, about 5'7, with light brown layered hair and dark purple framed glasses. But it was she that, unlike her companion, was currently wearing a dress as they made their way through the thicket. It was a dark red color, with two plain straps that held it up, and it hugged her body until it got to her hips, where it poofed out until it reached her knees. She had been wearing black high heels, too, but they were currently slung carelessly over her shoulder as she walked barefoot through the dense forest.

Both of the girls, however, carried various school supplies with them. Sam carried a slightly packed green and blue backpack on her back and a school senior sweatshirt in her arms, while Kaitlyn carried her green striped backpack, her leather purse, her other jacket, her lunchbox, and for some reason, her cello.

The reason that they were carrying around their school supplies was that they had only just stepped out of the school doors when they had been 'magically' transported smack dab in the middle of the forest.

"Gah! It's hot, humid, and my cello wasn't made to carry through a forest!"

Sam squinted her eyes and scanned the clearing they had just stepped in through, "Oh quit complaining! At least you're not wearing a dress! God, why did I let my mom convince me to wear a dress for picture day?"

Kaitlyn shrugged and looked around the clearing as well before turning to Sam, "Why did we stop?"

"This clearing seems really familiar…."

Kaitlyn sent a questioning look towards Sam, "We're not going in circles, are we?"

Sam shook her head, "No, it's like I've seen this clearing before, like in a dream or on a show before, but…"

Sam shook her head, "Never mind, it's probably nothing. Let's get going."

They left the clearing behind them, stumbling through the thick vegetation until they reached another clearing, only to stop when they reached a large chain linked fence. Sam and Kaitlyn shared a look before they started to follow the fence until they found a door, only to find that it was sealed with a padlock. Kaitlyn sighed and turned to Sam.

"Looks like you're up."

Sam cackled and dropped her high heels, freeing both of her hands, "Finally!"

Pulling out two bobby pins from her hair, along with a paperclip and a Swiss army knife from her bag, Sam wiggled the knife and bobby pin into the lock. She turned the bobby pin for a moment before shaking her head and taking it out, only to replace it with the paperclip, which Kaitlyn had straightened out for her. She fiddled with the lock for another minute, with Kaitlyn watching over her shoulder, before she gave a shout of triumph as the lock clicked open.

"You have to teach me how to do that."

Sam shook her head as she stuffed the tools back into her bag and picked up her heels, "Nah. Even if I did, you're too much of a goody two-shoes to ever use it."

Kaitlyn opened her mouth to retaliate before she thought about it for a minute and nodded her head in agreement, "True."

Sam rolled her eyes and motioned towards the now open chain linked gate, "Well, then, let's go already."

Kaitlyn shuffled through the gate before Sam followed her through, shutting it behind her. The girls picked the first path they found, a worn down and beaten dirt trail that was large enough for both of them to walk down side by side, and decided it looked safe enough to follow. Walking with quick, brisk steps, the girls made their way down the path which eventually started to climb up the side of a hill. By the time they reached the top, both Sam and Kaitlyn were huffing. They dropped their bags beside them as they sat down on the dirt road with a huff.

Kaitlyn dabbed her forehead with her sweater, "Never again… There was a reason why we took gym our first year of high school!"

"… No fucking way…"

Kaitlyn turned her head towards Sam, who was staring at something over Kaitlyn's shoulder in shock and disbelief, "Sam? What's wrong?"

Sam merely pointed behind Kaitlyn, making her crane her head over her shoulder in order to see what her friend was pointing at, only to find her mouth dropping in shock, "No way…"

Sam slowly crawled to her feet, as did Kaitlyn, and they both stood next to each other staring down into the large village that rested at the bottom of the hill they had just climbed. The buildings were old fashion, made completely of wood and stone and nothing was built over two stories, except for the large wooden tower in the center of the village. Many of what could be identified as restaurants had sheets of fabric hanging from the entrance way with odd symbols on them, and many venders lined the streets selling different goods from carts and stalls. The entire village was surrounded by an impressively tall and sturdy stone wall, and the large, grand wooden doors of the village stood open proudly, allowing people in and out of the village. But what got the two girls the most was that on the opposite side of the village from where they stood was a large stone mountain that had four heads carved into them, and this wasn't Mount Rushmore.

Kaitlyn's mouth seemed to drop further as she took in the sight of the monument that she had only seen on TV, "Hashirama Senju… Tobirama Senju… Hiruzen Sarutobi… Minato Namikaze…"

Sam seemed to snap out of her stupor, only for a shit eating grin to stretch across her face. Slapping a hand down on Kaitlyn's shoulder (and ignoring her startled yelp at the sudden contact), Sam pumped her fist into the air.

"Booyah, bitch! We're in Konoha!"