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screwed up and twisted plot.
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Hello! I'm your host of the new Lord of the Rings TV show Hair Color Discrimination! First one to show off his hair is Legolas! Guys, don't you want that blonde hair that Legolas has? Whe-he-he-hell! All you have to do is go to your nearest Barbie store and pick up a blonde wig! Wouldn't you feel so masculine showing it off to all your friends? And now for commercial break.
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*Legolas walks on stage * BAM! This is hair color magic! *As he says this, his hair goes to all of the colors in the rainbow. Girls in random spots of the room faint. * Try my new Suave-made-by-Barbie colors in all the colors of the rainbow, and many more!
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And now, back to the show! Second up are Galadriel and King Celeborn- now that's a couple that's Legally Blonde! No one knows what they do in bed! Remember when Celeborn and Galadriel came down to meet the broken Fellowship? Think of THAT on a MUCH larger scale! *Galadriel walks on stage and starts doing her freaky glow-in-the-dark thing. * How DARE you talk about what my husband and I do in BED! *I take the stand now * Do you have a sick mind or something? I was thinking of you doing some elvish spell to make your hands HUGE! *Galadriel mutters something and then says * Oh, I'm such an idiot! *runs off sobbing *
Third up are Pippin and Merry! From stealing fireworks and lighting them causing great fear among fellow hobbits to riding in giant trees and getting drunk, they have fun. OH YEAH~ it's all hobbits- all the time!
And now last but not least is Sam. He loved making Bill Ferny mad. Especially when he threw apples at him. Yep, this blonde has fun.
A/N: Line of xxxxxx's means start or finish of commercial when applicable.
Hello! I'm your host of the new Lord of the Rings TV show Hair Color Discrimination! First one to show off his hair is Legolas! Guys, don't you want that blonde hair that Legolas has? Whe-he-he-hell! All you have to do is go to your nearest Barbie store and pick up a blonde wig! Wouldn't you feel so masculine showing it off to all your friends? And now for commercial break.
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*Legolas walks on stage * BAM! This is hair color magic! *As he says this, his hair goes to all of the colors in the rainbow. Girls in random spots of the room faint. * Try my new Suave-made-by-Barbie colors in all the colors of the rainbow, and many more!
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And now, back to the show! Second up are Galadriel and King Celeborn- now that's a couple that's Legally Blonde! No one knows what they do in bed! Remember when Celeborn and Galadriel came down to meet the broken Fellowship? Think of THAT on a MUCH larger scale! *Galadriel walks on stage and starts doing her freaky glow-in-the-dark thing. * How DARE you talk about what my husband and I do in BED! *I take the stand now * Do you have a sick mind or something? I was thinking of you doing some elvish spell to make your hands HUGE! *Galadriel mutters something and then says * Oh, I'm such an idiot! *runs off sobbing *
Third up are Pippin and Merry! From stealing fireworks and lighting them causing great fear among fellow hobbits to riding in giant trees and getting drunk, they have fun. OH YEAH~ it's all hobbits- all the time!
And now last but not least is Sam. He loved making Bill Ferny mad. Especially when he threw apples at him. Yep, this blonde has fun.