This story was thought up during History class. We should have been watching a movie but it bored me too much. I looked like I was taking notes, so I wasn't caught. Before I forget, there is Japanese in here at random. Mostly neko, which means cat and the word kitsune, which means fox for all those who don't know. Anyways, read, relax, and enjoy!

Also, I don't own Naruto in any way.

-Rabid.

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Sasuke's Furry Little Problem:

Chapter 1: Neko Tails.

Sasuke yawned and opened his eyes. Everything seemed so... large. He stretched his arm out in front of him. What he saw wasn't even a human arm. It was covered in black fur with a paw at the end of it. A cat paw.

He jumped off his bed. The floor seemed close compared to usually. Sasuke slowly walked on four legs to his bathroom. Carefully judging the distance, the neko leaped onto the counter landing by the sink. Looking into the mirror, Sasuke saw a black cat with red eyes.

"Damn... What happened to me?!" he hissed. The fur on his back stood on end. His whiskers and tail twitched irritatedly and in two quick bounds, he stood in his room.

"Great... I'm trapped in my own room..." he said to himself.

With his sensitive ears, he heard someone knock and open the front door.

"Sasuke... Where are you?" a familiar voice called out. Footsteps could be heard walking down the hall and stopped in front of Sasuke's bedroom door. The knob turned and a masked ninja with silver hair poked his head in.

Sasuke was pacing, back and forth by his bed. He glared at Kakashi.

"Hm... I didn't know Sasuke had a cat... What an unusual eye color..." he said, noticing Sasuke's bloody colored eyes. "Sasuke, are you in here?" He scanned the room with his uncovered eye.

"I'm right here...!" Sasuke hissed. Kakashi's visible eye widened in surprise as he stared at his student.

"Sasuke... you too?!"

"What do you mean 'me too'?!" he hissed. His tail twitched impatiently.

"Naruto is a fox... for one reason or another. Not to mention, Sakura's gone missing," Kakashi responded. Just then, a fox with bright orange fur and azure eyes walked past the masked ninja.

Sasuke's newly formed instincts took control and he jumped at Naruto, claws extended and hissing.

Naruto jumped out of the way and stared at the angered ninja cat.

"Sasuke-Teme, what's wrong with you!?" the kitsune barked.

Sasuke blinked, shocked at what he had just done. 'What the hell...?' As much as he hated his teammate, he wouldn't try to kill him. He flicked his tail and walked away from the fox. He jumped onto his desk and turned to his sensei.

"So, Kakashi, what's wrong with us? Why are we animals?" the neko asked.

"Well, I don't know. I do know I'm responsible for keeping you two safe. Some ANBU members are searching for Sakura as we speak. So I can keep track of you, you'll both be staying at my house until an antidote is discovered. Once you're both back to normal, you'll be free to go," the Copy Ninja said.

"By the way, to ensure your safety in the village, your forehead protector needs to be tied around your neck... almost like a collar. Then, nobody will disturb you," he added while grabbing the hitai-ate off of the desk.

Sasuke flinched when he felt his sensei's hand roughly pressing down on his back, to prevent escape. The neko hissed slightly and shifted uneasily while his headband was tied on his neck. When the weight was lifted off his back, Sasuke lashed out with a clawed paw and left a deep gash on the Copy Ninja's left hand.

"...Sasuke, that wasn't a good idea..." the kitsune, Naruto growled laughingly before swiftly glancing at his sensei to see if he'd retaliate. Oddly enough, Kakashi looked somewhat amused.

"Cats don't have very nice personalities... But, then again, this is Sasuke we're talking about," the only human ninja in the room said.

Sasuke shot him another glare before stalking away. He went down the hall and turned around a corner before going into another room in the Uchiha main house. He found an area with sunlight streaming into the window, but he'd still be decently hidden. The neko curled into a little raven colored ball and bathed in the warmth of the sun. Soon, he drifted off to sleep...

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The neko awoke to find himself in a kennel. The kitsune was barely visible, trotting alongside a leg that was most likely Kakashi's. He glared at the leg with blood-red eyes. 'How did he find me...? Like they'd be able to know where everything is. Plus, I was well hidden... Dobe's nose, probably. I'm seriously going to injure Kakashi when I get out of here!'

The masked ninja turned towards a house. He pulled out a key and unlocked the door. He let the kitsune in.

By then, Sasuke was seething in anger and ready to claw out Kakashi's exposed eye. The ninja had set the kennel on his table and looked in. Sasuke met his gaze with pure wrath and loathing.

"Let... me... out...NOW!" Sasuke growled, teeth bared and claws unsheathed.

Kakashi watched him, amused at the neko's fury.

"...Nah. I think I'll leave you in there," the Copy Ninja smirked. He received yet another hiss from the angered feline.

"I'll...kill...you...!" the ninja neko said in a menacing voice. Kakashi walked away from the idle threat with an amused look in his visible eye.

'Damn him...!' Sasuke thought, before remembering he now had a tail to open the cage door with. That or he could attempt nin-jutsu. 'I'll do more damage with nin-jutsu, but that way is louder and I can't damage as many things. Maybe I should just do it the old fashioned way...' The neko smirked at that idea. His tail twitched in anticipation as he waited for the time to strike.

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Ok, well that's the end of chapter one! I don't really know why I made Sasuke a cat, as he's my favorite character and I'm not much of a cat person. Maybe because I'm kind of mad at him. I'm watching the Anime in two places right now. One is in English and I'm around episode 67. I skipped like 60 episodes in Japanese and started at episode 127, right around when Sasuke turned and I don't exactly know why... I did skip 60 episodes and have absolutely no clue what happened between them.

Anyways, chapter two will be up after at least 5 reviews! So, if you want to see what happens next, review!

-Rabid.