"Merdecry, I loov you. Lets lets make love like they do on animal planet." Rigby said seductively.

Off to a good start, they begun de sexess by making a really hot make out session.

Mordecai began to pick Rigby up upsidedown and threw him in the lake. "Oh SNAWP! the water felkls so amazing! Jumping jellybeans!" said Rigby as a fish grabbed onto his nipple.

"Godamn nbiddle fish, I am the one to destroy his nipples." Mordecai started to arm wrestle the fish. Benson came out of his underground cave thast he uises to watch the little boys, because he is secretly a molester and said "get back to work! And work I mean the sexxxxxs!1!one!" Pops threw candy at the floor of the deed mordecai because he lost to the nipple fish.

Rigby took his old sex partner, even through they never actually did the do. And he took his leg and said "MINEMINEMINEMINE! LEDELEE!" Rigby said as a shark leaped out of the lake and started to have the sexes with his glorious, rumptuous ass. Skips skipeed in the skipedy skip park meow meow meow, my booty bitches. Benson turned inbto that one rlly old man who runs the park and shits on everyone's yard. Mr. Mallerd pissed on Pop's key board "NOW YA CANT WRITE SHIT!" he said as he floated off into space. Pops started to cry and run out of your computer screen. He is beside you now crying onto your dildos. Margete and the ugly one were having hot lesbien sex which soon ended because they turned into sandwiches and everyone ate them. "tastes like cunt" Skips said as he turned into a yeti, o wait... he turned into a prettyer one. "OH MNER GOSH! U SO PRRRTY!" Mordecai said as he comes back from the grave. "MY MOOOooooOOOOoooo00000OM!" Muscle mane said as his tits flew away.

Thomas came onto the scene, "What the fuck is going on here?"

"OH NO! YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD!" Everyone started to flip out and explode. Everyone is dead now, except 4 Pops because he is in your room humping your face.

Cutos to awsomewritr for helping me out on this glorious trainwreck or a masterpiece.

If you didn't understand this is a joke, something is wrong with you... Maybe because Pops stole all your dildos...

Seriously though, there are WAY to many Morby fluffs. Too much romance, too much seriousness. Can we get some parodies up in here?

If one person asks for more, I will write more parodies here