Dare To Be Stupid!
AN: OK a song parody Eheheh I don't own any thing that means I no own song chars or any thing! The song is by "Weird Al" Yankovic plz enjoy and review ^0^! Sorry it all kinda runs into each other! ~Ranie~
Dare To Be Stupid!
In front of a large audience is a huge brightly and over decorated stage where a band stand. Not ANY band no! Yu-Gi-Oh! Chars Yami Ranie forced to play for your entertainment.
Behind the drum kit we see Joey who is in the process of picking his nose with his drumstick and for reasons best left to him he is wearing a Bandanna. Standing at the mic looking like a dear in the head lights of a truck is Yami.
Behind the keyboard happily standing on a few phone books is Yugi waving sweetly and grinning. Standing by another mic we see Rex Raptor grinning like a moron and waving.
Now towards the front with Yami we have Bakura who is trying to kill Yami with his guitar raised over his head as he stomps forward.
Seto who is on bass simply pulls the wire connecting to Bakura's guitar sending the tomb robber flat on his ass. We now see Ryou standing shyly in the corner of the stage with his trusty triangle!
The music starts up and Yami starts to sing while Bakura picks his guitar back up while glaring daggers at Seto.
Put down your deck and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the duel
It's time to let your baby dragons grow up to be monsters
It's time to let the man eater bugs bite
Joey tries to do fancy trick with his drumstick but fails and his drumsticks goes spinning across the stage hitting Bakura in the eye. Joey shrugs and pulls a replacement stick out of what seems to be no where. Bakura mumbles and puts a patch on his left eye.
You better put all your Blue eyes in one Hand
You better count your Harp ladies before they attack
You better sell some magic before its time
You better find yourself an opponent to fight
Yami sticks his foot out as Bakura walks by tripping the tomb robber up he goes back to singing while the crowd goes wild. Bakura stumbles into Rex and they both fall in a heap on the floor. Seto simply walks over them.
You better steal all the items you can
When Mr.Shadi's not around
Stick your head in the near the flame swords man and give yourself a tan
Rex tries to sing but is unable due to a tomb robber still on his back. The two get up and Yugi slips off his phone books sending the keyboard into Ryou who jumps out the way in the process chucking his triangle in a random direction witch happens to be Joey's. Joey pouts as he continues to play with a triangle around his neck.
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Ryou stands centre stage blushing like mad as Yugi climbs back behind his keyboard and Seto walks around Bakura and Rex tying them both together with the bass guitars wire. Yami steps out the way as Joey hits his symbol a little too hard in so sending it into the crowd.
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Motou
Get your duelling working now
He'll show you how
Seto looks proud of himself as he walks away from the tied up duo. Bakura wriggles lose and walks after Kaiba with his guitar raised over his head once again. Joey tries another trick but sends his other stick into the air in so hitting Bakura in the other eye. He drops his guitar and promises pain to Joey.
You can
Dare to be stupid
You can fight the other duellist
You can just give up the trap card
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Ryou tries to shuffle off the stage but is grabbed by Rex who tries dancing with him causing the meek ring holder to 'eep'. Seto pulls faces behind Yami's back but unlucky for him Yugi saw and soon he felt a drumstick collide with the back of his head. Yugi grins at Joey sweetly.
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Bakura jumped off stage in hopes to get away from the madness but is then chucked back on stage by the fans. He pouts and turns around not seeing Yami and the two fall on the floor leaving Rex to carry on the singing.
It's time to make a sacrifice out of a black witch
Forget I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over lost cards
It's time for crying in your fear
Yami frowned as he 'gracefully' shoves Rex out of the way and the crowd all 'yay' again. Bakura's back on guitar but looks out for low flying mortals. Yugi has become board and is now trying to look at his cards and play the keyboard making the song sound like something by the Spice girls.
This causes Yami to stop singing and look over to Yugi. The keyboard falls into Joey's drums sending the kit and the blond crashing to the ground. Bakura and Seto's guitar wires get caught in the falling drum kit sending them into the mess. Ryou and Rex just stand there gaping.
"Sorry folks. there was more to the song but.." Yami points to the mess of tangled bodies and music interments.
~END~
AN: OK a song parody Eheheh I don't own any thing that means I no own song chars or any thing! The song is by "Weird Al" Yankovic plz enjoy and review ^0^! Sorry it all kinda runs into each other! ~Ranie~
Dare To Be Stupid!
In front of a large audience is a huge brightly and over decorated stage where a band stand. Not ANY band no! Yu-Gi-Oh! Chars Yami Ranie forced to play for your entertainment.
Behind the drum kit we see Joey who is in the process of picking his nose with his drumstick and for reasons best left to him he is wearing a Bandanna. Standing at the mic looking like a dear in the head lights of a truck is Yami.
Behind the keyboard happily standing on a few phone books is Yugi waving sweetly and grinning. Standing by another mic we see Rex Raptor grinning like a moron and waving.
Now towards the front with Yami we have Bakura who is trying to kill Yami with his guitar raised over his head as he stomps forward.
Seto who is on bass simply pulls the wire connecting to Bakura's guitar sending the tomb robber flat on his ass. We now see Ryou standing shyly in the corner of the stage with his trusty triangle!
The music starts up and Yami starts to sing while Bakura picks his guitar back up while glaring daggers at Seto.
Put down your deck and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the duel
It's time to let your baby dragons grow up to be monsters
It's time to let the man eater bugs bite
Joey tries to do fancy trick with his drumstick but fails and his drumsticks goes spinning across the stage hitting Bakura in the eye. Joey shrugs and pulls a replacement stick out of what seems to be no where. Bakura mumbles and puts a patch on his left eye.
You better put all your Blue eyes in one Hand
You better count your Harp ladies before they attack
You better sell some magic before its time
You better find yourself an opponent to fight
Yami sticks his foot out as Bakura walks by tripping the tomb robber up he goes back to singing while the crowd goes wild. Bakura stumbles into Rex and they both fall in a heap on the floor. Seto simply walks over them.
You better steal all the items you can
When Mr.Shadi's not around
Stick your head in the near the flame swords man and give yourself a tan
Rex tries to sing but is unable due to a tomb robber still on his back. The two get up and Yugi slips off his phone books sending the keyboard into Ryou who jumps out the way in the process chucking his triangle in a random direction witch happens to be Joey's. Joey pouts as he continues to play with a triangle around his neck.
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Ryou stands centre stage blushing like mad as Yugi climbs back behind his keyboard and Seto walks around Bakura and Rex tying them both together with the bass guitars wire. Yami steps out the way as Joey hits his symbol a little too hard in so sending it into the crowd.
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Motou
Get your duelling working now
He'll show you how
Seto looks proud of himself as he walks away from the tied up duo. Bakura wriggles lose and walks after Kaiba with his guitar raised over his head once again. Joey tries another trick but sends his other stick into the air in so hitting Bakura in the other eye. He drops his guitar and promises pain to Joey.
You can
Dare to be stupid
You can fight the other duellist
You can just give up the trap card
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Ryou tries to shuffle off the stage but is grabbed by Rex who tries dancing with him causing the meek ring holder to 'eep'. Seto pulls faces behind Yami's back but unlucky for him Yugi saw and soon he felt a drumstick collide with the back of his head. Yugi grins at Joey sweetly.
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Bakura jumped off stage in hopes to get away from the madness but is then chucked back on stage by the fans. He pouts and turns around not seeing Yami and the two fall on the floor leaving Rex to carry on the singing.
It's time to make a sacrifice out of a black witch
Forget I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over lost cards
It's time for crying in your fear
Yami frowned as he 'gracefully' shoves Rex out of the way and the crowd all 'yay' again. Bakura's back on guitar but looks out for low flying mortals. Yugi has become board and is now trying to look at his cards and play the keyboard making the song sound like something by the Spice girls.
This causes Yami to stop singing and look over to Yugi. The keyboard falls into Joey's drums sending the kit and the blond crashing to the ground. Bakura and Seto's guitar wires get caught in the falling drum kit sending them into the mess. Ryou and Rex just stand there gaping.
"Sorry folks. there was more to the song but.." Yami points to the mess of tangled bodies and music interments.
~END~