My Granny's Pet Lu Bu

Chapter 1

Zhou Yu jumped down the stairs and opened the door into the girls' room and shouted:

"YAY,girls,it's breakfast time!"

Xiao Qiao yawned and looked at him sleepily.

"Leave me alone,Yu..."

"BUT it's breakfast time!"Zhou Yu yelled happily,"And we have omelette!You better hurry,or else,you know,that contest between Xu Zhu and Zhang Fei..."

"AAAAAY!"Yue Ying squeaked,"Shame on Yu! How dare you enter the girls room?"

"I...oh..."the strategist turned over,"I'm not even looking..."

And then Granny Olya came.

"Girl!"she said angrily,"Girl!GIRL!"

Zhou Yu was scared.

"YEAH YOU! The pigtail one!"

"I...well,I'm a BOY,you know,"he mumbled.

"I DON'T CARE! How dare so loudly you woke up my Lu Bu,"Lu Bu peered out from somewhere behind Granny Olya," the girls' room..."

"YEAH!"Yue Ying agreed.

"AND 're late for breakfast!"she ended.

"S-sorry,"Zhou Yu stuttered.

" You have a two for behavior,"Granny grinned evilly. (A/N: 2 is the lowest possible mark in the Russian educational system,5 is the highest possible. Including + and -,of course.)

Zhou Yu sighed. Now his only chance to beat Zhuge Liang at school was lost...

Granny Olya poured the tea into everybody's cups,with the poor Wu Strategist as her helper. She had a special chart for helpers. And Zhou Yu was number 1 there...

And then Granny left to check out her precious garden(the second thing she likes after washing and tidying everything up).

"Heeeey...'Yuan Shao said enviously,"Why is Lu Bu sitting on the ruler's place? My family is better than his..."

"YEAH!"Zhang Fei roared,"That bastard with three family names!"

"Peace,Yide,"Liu Bei said as usual.

Fengxian was sitting on his place,smilling gladly,laughing at Cao Cao,who had Lu Bu's spilt tea all over his head. Cao Cao was weeping loudly. Yue Ying was trying to get her piece of omelette back from Zhou Zhu and Zhang Fei were contesting. Zhang He was looking in the mirror with a finger in his nose. Zhuge Liang was jeering at Sima Yi's brackets. Sima Yi was throwing a huge piece of omelette at Zhuge Liang. Yuan Shao was trying to get out of the place-under-the-table,where Lu Xun had put him for boasting to much about the amount of yuans in his family.

"Yuans...not...need!Here...rubels,"Wei Yan told Yuan Shao.

"Yuan is ALWAYS needed!"the ruler insisted,"ALWAYS,see?"

And then my Granny entered the room.

"So... WHAT'S THAT MESS?"she wondered in a kind,kind,quiet voice...(her fave one,just so you know).

"He spilt his tea on my head!"Cao Cao sobbed.

"I'm nose bleeding..."Zhang He told her,trying to make all the blood drip onto the table,not on his cool new T-shirt.

"He ate my breakfast!"Yue Ying cried,as she pointed at Zhou Yu.

"I won!"Zhang Fei and Xu Zhu Said in a chorus.

"He told me I'm a bastard..."Lu Bu said,"What does it mean?.."

"He laughed at my brackets!"Sima Yi complained.(Yep,he has brackets,like me XD)

"He threw an omelette at me!"Zhuge Liang shot back.

"He said my family was not ne-e-e-e-ded..."Yuan Shao cried from under the table.

"He burnt my ear!"Liu Bei yelled.

"I burnt his ear..."Lu Xun smiled.

"I...hungry..."Wei Yan admitted.

The others were peacefully chewing their pieces of omelette(if they hadn't been consumed by Zhang Fei/Xu Zhu before),calling Cao Cao and Yuan Shao crybabies and spilling the rest of their drinks on Lu Xun. Just so that he couldn't burn everything else.

Guess what Granny Olya did? Well...

Do you like it? Yes? No? Review please! I'll continue this...tomorrow... Never knows.