GRIM FALLS: fairy tale version
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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THESE FAIRY TALES ARE MUCH TOO CLEAN!
SO DULL AND DRY, A LIFELESS DREAM!
I'LL BREW EM' BLEAK!
I'LL CRAFT EM' DARK!
TO MAKE EM' GRIM AS MY OWN HEART!
MY GUTS FILL UP WITH "PRETTY TALES"!
THEIR PRISSY CUTENESS NEVER FAILS, TO MAKE ME PUKE!
TO LOSE MY WITS!
TO ROT MY TEETH!
AND GIVE ME FITS!
UP THE RANCID, STALE AND FOUL!
DESPISE THE HAPPY ENDING!
GROSS AND NASTY MAKE ME HOWL!
THOUGH THEY MAYBE OFFENDING!
I'M HERE TO TELL TRUE TALES OF BLIGHT!
OF FEAR, AND WOE. BRING BACK THE NIGHT!
I HATE DUMB LUCK! I ADORE UPCHUCK!
MY HUMBLE GOAL IS TO RUN AMUCK!
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Ah, picturesque gravity falls...after the whole fiasco with gideon's
robot...everything has been so quiet...so peaceful...Really I could go on all
day about how wonderful things have been late-
GERONIMO!
Screamed a giant, filthy dwarf that had just cannon balled into the center of
the town. The following explosion swept the town and it's unfortunate
inhabitants away in a sea of darkness and filth. The dwarf laughed the whole
while as his new "props" were flushed into a new world...HIS WORLD!
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also this is an example of my "GRIMM TALES" challenge. For more info on this and other challenges read my profile!
also, could someone contact the deviant artist Markmak or show me how to contact him? I'd like to talk to him, but the computer won't let me comment on my deviantart account.
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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