Ulquiorra's Somewhat Simple Task

Today had to be one of the most unfulfilling, tedious days to ever take place in Hueco Mundo. It was after the war, and we the Espada were just doing our own thing. We just laid back and relaxed and other kinds of stuff. As for me, the Cuatro Espada, things remained busy. It seemed I had more work than ever before to do. I sigh. It was my job to clean everything you could imagine in your pitiful minds, I had to organize all of the meetings we would have from now on, and I was Gin's PA, personal assistant. I cannot even calculate how it is that I wound up with that job, but I shan't complain. I never complain, for that would be out of my nature and quite futile. I would just grin and bear it. I never really smiled, so it was more like, I would frown and bear it. Today was no different from any other days. I had to get up at six in the morning and wake up the rest of the Espada at their preferred times. I had to wash the dirty uniforms. Not to mention, clean the bathrooms only Aizen, Gin, and Tousen needed. It was a real pain in the ass, excuse my language. I went on to clean the rest of Las Noches and do any other task that needed to be done. This was a job that required a lot of patience. Patience was a virtue. That was a load of…well, you know. Anyway, I had to clean Aizen's room since he managed to mess it up everyday always looking for the Hogyoku he now insisted on keeping in his room. I went in and picked up the sprawled out clothes, brushes, and knick knacks. I had to clean up the dirt from the plants he had thrown around. Finally, I was done. Now, since I threatened every Espada whose room wasn't cleaned, I was done. Then a certain blue haired piece of trash came walking by. He smiled at me.

"Hey, you mind cleaning my room?"

I gave him my pissed yet emotionless look.

"I told you that you're responsible for the cleanliness of your room." I said picking up a sock I somehow missed. Grimmjow walked in the room and placed his hand firmly on my shoulder.

"C'mon! What's it going to hurt to just clean my room this once?"

Another look. He shook his head.

"What are you so busy doing that you can't clean it?"

"I was about to go to the World of the Living to, uh."

"If you even try to lie, I will eviscerate your bowels and chop of your nuts."

Grimmjow backed away from me with fear on his face.

"Not my boys…" He moaned. I put my hands in my pockets.

"Try me."

He looked up then back at me.

"I'm going to Hot Topic." He sighed. I stared incredulously at him. If anyone deserved to go to Hot Topic, it was me. I loved that store!

"Can you clean it?"

"Absolutely not."

"WHY!? I want a new tee!"

"You can get one after you clean your room."

He growled and kicked my shin. Realizing what he had done, he looked at my face with even wider, more fear-filled eyes. I looked at him with a Death Glare, more powerful than the Death Note itself. He put his hands up waving them around.
"Whoa, whoa, Ulquiorra…Let's be calm."

"Run."

He turned around and darted out of the room with me hot on his heels. He was puffing. I ran without effort. Keeping up with him was no simple matter. We pushed several pieces of trash that were in the hallway out of our way. He opened the door to his room. Just as I was about to come in and trap him, he slammed the door hitting me hard enough to knock me out.

ULQUI'S OUT COLD!!!!! Oh snap. I can bet a certain blue haired Espada is in trouble when Ulqui wakes up. HEE HEE HEE.

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