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Author's note: This is written from Rikki's POV.


I'm not Rikki of the Valley!

I'm Rikki Chadwick. Last week at school a guy called me 'Rikki of the Valley' in front of my friends.

That's so stupid. I'm not a 'Valley Girl' or a slut. Okey, I like sex, but that doesn't make me a slut. I can be happy with one guy if I want to.

Nobody can call me something bad and get away with it. If I ever see that guy who called me 'Rikki of the Valley' again I'm gonna kick his ass so bad that he wouldn't be able to move for over a week.

I'm a strong and cool young woman. No guy or girl can make me cry. If you think I'm a cute little girly-girl you're so wrong.

You think I'm a freak?

I'm NOT a freak. I'm not like other girls, but that doesn't make me a freak or something like that.

If you wanna be my friend you shouldn't call me 'Rikki of the Valley' or anything similar.

People never see me for who I really am.

The only people who know the real Rikki Chadwick are my friends Emma and Cleo and my dad.

Today's my birthday and of course nobody remember. Not even my own dad.

My boyfriend never always forget this sort of stuff so no big surprise there, but Emma should know. She never forget anything. Weird, isn't it?

I'm a strong woman so I'm not gonna cry, but I wish somebody could remember my birthday.

I guess I have to buy my own birthday gifts. At least I can pick the things I really want since I buy them myself.

I never cry in public. I usually don't even cry in private. That's so not Rikki-ish.

To speak my mind and not care if what I say hurt people's feelings. That's what being Rikki-ish is about.

Don't you ever think I'm weak because I'm a girl. I can kick your worthless ass better than many guys could ever do.

I may be blonde, but I'm not a blonde airhead-girl or a stupid bimbo.

I do things my way, okey?

Love it, let it go.

If you're a loser, don't even talk to me. I only hang out with cool people.

I'm Rikki Chadwick.

The End.