A/N: I got an challenged to write this by my good friend, and beta, Lauren (LozzT-In-Time). You totally need to read her stuff, it's brilliant. I will underline all the things she asked me to include =D

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight

ESME POV

It all started out the usual way: my boys, making a racket downstairs. Honestly, although I love them to bits, Emmett and Jasper drive me mad. I was that stressed out, I forgot I was a vampire and asked Carlisle to get me a glass of orange juice!

But from there on, it's all his fault. I mean, he did stare at me weirdly, but he went and got it!

So, anyway, yes. Carlisle got me the glass of orange juice, but Emmett had left a tennis racket on the floor. Well, Carlisle tripped over it, and the orange juice went flying! Destroyed all my blueprints for Edward and Bella's little cottage, as well. He glared in horror at the glass, which had been his mothers back in the 1640s, and yelled to Alice:

"GET ME A LAPTOP, QUICK!"

So Alice got her little silver laptop (bless her, she's so sweet), and I leaned over to see what Carlisle was doing. The address bar read:

w w w . e b a y. c o . u k

I frowned; where would he get a 1640s glass that was the same as his mothers' on ebay?

But - and this was a great shock to me - he managed to find one, but just before he clicked the 'bid' button, all the money drained from his ebay account!

We were horrified.

After a little while (and some of Rosalie's computer skills), we managed to find out that our money had been take by a computer hacker in an instant message chat room. Emmett swore under his breath, and Alice looked awfully sad. She raised her big gold eyes to Carlisles.

"Will this mean my credit card is cancelled?" she asked fretfully, and Carlisle nodded gravely. She burst into dry sobs.

'Well,' I thought, 'I don't see the point in worrying over it. We've got four Swiss bank accounts, so why should we worry about a little money going missing?' To distract myself from the woe of the others, I pulled a pencil, ruler and paper towards me and started planning; we had a house to redecorate.

A/N: Well, hope you liked. Thanks LozzT-In-Time for your idea. Mwah!!!

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