Authors Note: Hmmm…Welcome, I guess. This is nothing special. Just a place to exercise my brain, get the words going before I move on to my other stories. And I was bored.

In here you'll find a various array of things. From drabbles to rejected chapters to list thingies like this to possibly nothing more then dialogue.

Disclaimer: Don't own Transformers. Simple as that. Enjoy!


1.

Trent and his friends had walked over to the school parking-lot when word was suddenly going around like wild fire that a new 2008 yellow Camero with black racing stripes had pulled into a spot and was sitting there quietly the owner still inside the cab. Who could have afforded something like that? When they arrived, a semi-circle had formed around the Camero, students whispering in awe to one another. Trent shoved his way to the front, growling at anyone who complained in protest at being pushed aside, his friends following close behind.

They came to a stop in front of the master piece of a vehicle and waited. They owner would have to emerge soon. A few minutes crawled buy, Trent growing impatient, when the drivers door clicked open and out stepped the last person Trent would ever expect. Sam Witwicky. How the hell had Witwicky managed to get a car like this?!

Trent pursed his lips together, anger boiling, when suddenly the passenger swung open and out stepped his bunny, Mikaela. He stood staring as she hiked her backpack onto her back and walked over to meet Witwicky. The dork had the nerve to smile in his direction before draping an arm across Mikaela's shoulders and walking away through the parted crowded. Silence followed and then one of his friends chuckled quietly under his breath.

That friend was sent home with a broken nose.

2.

"I would never have guessed it."

"Guessed what?"

"That giant, super-intelligent robots from space, who are capable of destroying cities for Gods sake, would be interested in playing World of Warcraft. Never would have guessed it on a million years."

"Just as long as it keeps Skids and Mudflap occupied, I'm fine with it."

3.

"Okay. How drunk were you when you decided to get that?"

"Dude, how the hell am I suppose to remember?! I barely remember the beginning of the party let alone the rest of the night! Oh God, this is not good."

Pause. Chuckle. "I can't believe you got Chia Head tattooed on your lower back. Skids and Mudflap will be so happy that you've finally excepted the nickname they've given you."

"Shut up, Witwicky."

4.

Mikaela didn't know when she finally fell for the boy named Samuel Witwicky. When suddenly she stopped seeing the dork and started seeing the knight in shinning armour (or more specifically the knight in a yellow Camero with racing stripes). Just as long as she got to wake up every morning next to that knight and his goofy grin.

5.

After a lengthy battle with the Decepticons in Northern Canada, the Autobots and various members of NEST (which included Sam and Mikaela) found themselves stranded when the pilots informed them that because of the heavy snowfall and high winds they were unable to take the planes up.

Most members of NEST decided that since they were stuck for a few hours they might as well try and grab a few hours of sleep. The Major agreed with this and ordered everyone to do so, though he himself, Epps, Sam and Mikaela, and the Autobots all stayed outside in the freezing cold. (The humans had all stubbornly refused to leave their friends out in the cold by themselves.)

Bumblebee crouched beside Sam and Mikaela trying to block most of the fidget winds, displeased slightly by their chose to remain outside. He was on the verge of transforming and forcing both of them into his cab when Sam suddenly bent down, scoped up a hand full of snow and tightly packed it into a shape roughly the same size as a ball. Peeking around Bumblebee's leg, Sam launched the ball of snow at Lennox's back. The mark hit its target. Bumblebee watched as Lennox whipped around, narrowed his eyes, and then made his own ball of tightly packed snow, launching the projectile up over Bumblebee's legs. Mikaela let out a small shriek as the snow ball hit her and Lennox winced slightly. Then all of the humans were running around throwing balls of snow at one another, laughing.

The Autobots were confused by this. Humans could be so strange sometimes.

6.

Sam and Mikaela decided against having a big wedding. With the looming threat of the Decepticons everyday, a big fancy wedding just wasn't an option. So, they request a week off, bordered a plane with Bumblebee back to the States and were married 48 hours later in some dingy Vegas chapel. Their 'honeymoon' was spent out in the desert, curled a top Bumblebees hood, underneath the stars with a bottle of champagne.

7.

He had the vermin in optic sight. Now all that was left was for him to take aim and fire. Anticipation ran through his frame and he almost released his projectile in his excitement. His target continued to sit, fidgeting with uncontrollable energy, unaware of what was about to happen. He had await this moment for months, planning carefully, making sure that no one became suspicious of his actions. Now, though, was finally his moment. He took careful aim and…

"Ironhide! Why are you aiming a dodge ball at Mojo?!"

Slaggit.

8.

"Oh hell…"

"What?"

"Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. They watched the Indiana Jones films with Mikaela and Sam, and were completely amazed at Indy. So they thought that they'd try some of his moves out."

Pause. "They do know that using a steel cable as a whip probably isn't the smartest idea, right?"

"Probably not."

Pause. "Then this is going to be very entertaining."


And that's that folks. I hope I didn't bore you in anyway.

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