Letters to Jasper
Dear Jasper,
As you may know, I am the girl your "brother" Edward has fallen in love with. You know by now that my full name is Isabella. But, please, just call me Bella.
No, really. Just Bella. I know where you live, and my boyfriend is a vampire. Just saying.
Jasper, since I'm going to be hanging around for awhile, I think I should better get to know you. I would also like to set up some boundaries. Mostly because, well, I really don't want to die.
First off, I'd like to get a few things straight. Yes, I know what you are. And, yes, I know you are deadly. No, I will never expose you and your family. Also, since I know what you are, Mr. Scary-Emotional-Vampire-Guy, I would really appreciate it if you would try to restrain from trying to kill me whenever I get a paper cut.
I think we will be very close. Alice and I have been growing closer all the time, so I'm not only dating your brother, but I'm also, like, BFF's with your wife.
You are mysterious and slightly scary, so thats why I didn't want to talk to you in person. Plus, Edward thinks you are crazy. I don't think you are crazy.
Just not completely mentally stable.
Anyways, let me just say a little about myself. I'm from Arizona, and I'm dating your brother. I have a pet cactus. His name is Henry.
Ok!! I think we are gonna be great friends Jasper!! Emmet says I'm crazy for trying to befriend you.
But, hey, I'm dating a vampire, and risking my life by even walking in your house. So, what's one more crazy thing to add to my freaky life?
Your new BFF,
Bella Swan