"Welcome to Mock the Ninja where we discuss what's happening in the narutoverse!"
A very cheerful looking Naruto grinned at the audience. "This week's guests are Sakura Haruno, Deidara, Suigetsu Hozuki, Kisame Hoshigaki, Hinata Hyuga and Sai! Along with me your host Naruto Uzumaki!"
There was a round of applause. "This week we're discussing Naruto chapter 576!"
"So this week Sasuke found out Itachi came back and Madara continued to fight the five kages."
"Where was I this week?" Deidara yelled.
"You haven't shown up in ages." Suigetsu grinned. "I think you're still stuck in that puppet."
"I know that! I mean why haven't I come back? They were gonna let me out!"
"I guess you aren't important enough to the plot." Kisame grinned.
"Says you! You died too and you haven't even been revived yet if at all!"
"Sasuke running through the forest after Itachi just like old times." Kisame said ignoring the blonde.
"I hope he comes back home soon." Sakura sighed.
"It makes me wonder if there's something about the Uchiha clan they haven't told us yet."
"There are a lot of things they didn't tell us yet." Sai said smiling, "I think it's for something called suspense."
"The suspense before an EXPLOSION!" Deidara exclaimed.
"Hinata, what do you think about it?" Naruto asked.
"Um, Naruto... I... I think um... You should be back in it." She stammered.
"We need more Sasuke." Sakura stated, "We've had more of Naruto for weeks!"
"What a good few weeks those were." Deidara joked.
"What was that blondie?" Sakura got up.
"I said what a good few weeks those were pinkie." He stood up too holding a bomb.
A few minutes later everyone was subsided.
"Can anyone tell me the internet meme referenced into this chapter by the fans?" Naruto asked.
There was silence and no one answered.
"Okay, it was get back in the kitchen."
"What was that Naruto?" Sakura growled.
"Um, it was about what Madara said. He was apparently being sexist to grandma Tsunade."
"Well he's old, what did you expect?" Kisame snickered.
"He's got a face on his chest, that's really creepy." Sakura muttered.
"Yeah, how did he do that anyway?" Suigetsu laughed.
"I laughed when he pointed at it and asked Tsunade if she was related to him." Deidara grinned.
"Oh yeah. Me too." Kisame grinned.
"He was so serious too!" Sakura laughed.
"Though chances are he'll wipe us all out. I mean the guy can summon freaking meteors!" Suigetsu smirked.
"Thanks for your vote of confidence." Naruto groaned. "Okay we're almost out of time how about we do the final round."
A sign appeared on the wall behind them and spun round landing on funny captions that fit with this chapter.
"Illusions are very confusing things, especially with Sasuke Uchiha involved."
"Being a Senju is very dangerous if you're around Uchiha Madara."
"Madara acts like Yumichika from Bleach."
"Sasuke is somehow less emo than usual."
"Ok that's it from us this week. Please tune in next week for more from Mock the Ninja!"