A/N: Despite my computer getting a virus and now I'm stuck on my dad's ancient laptop, I still managed to write this. I hope everyone enjoys it; I wrote it for Christmas.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
The 12 Nations Of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A North American Maple tree!
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight cups of tea
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine sharp katanas
Eight cups of tea
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten bloody pipes
Nine sharp katanas
Eight cups of tea
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven guns a-shooting
Ten bloody pipes
Nine sharp katanas
Eight cups of tea
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve pianists playing
Eleven guns a-shooting
Ten bloody pipes
Nine sharp katanas
Eight cups of tea
Seven kitty plushies
Six fresh tomatoes
Five Scandinavians
Four mugs of beer
Three French roses
Two Italians
And a North American Maple tree!
How was it? Please R&R! And try to guess which characters I used for each line!