Note: this is assuming the have landline phones. If they have radios and telephone poles, they have phones damnit.

Warning: Darkfic, and it's un-beta-ed.

Spoiler: This kinda came to me after reading Cynaide and Happiness Dark comic week three.

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"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

Hinata hung up the phone, not bothering to leave a message. Almost immediately she picked the phone back up, hitting the redial button. If one bothered to look, one might notice how unkempt the room looked. Clothes were on the floor, the bed wasn't made, things seemed to be thrown in random corners. The dingy effect was only heightened by the dim lights and faint smell of sweat.

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

Hinata herself was in no better shape. Her hair was matted and snarled and her clothes were wrinkled. Her pale eyes were red from, obviously from recently crying in the tear tracks were any indication. She hit the redial button again.

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

Her gave drifted to a newspaper on the bed, her eyes wandered across the page it was open to. Without making a sound tears began to cascade down her face. Of course she couldn't make a noise or else she wouldn't hear the message again.

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

The page was normally where the obituaries were. But instead there was a long article, color pictures included.

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

Naruto's shining face stared up from the page, a stupid grin on his face.

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

The title of the article…

"Hey this is Naruto Uzumaki, I'm probably munching down some ramen and can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message after the beep! Bee-"

Demon Finally Killed on Mission.