Small Scene's
The underground reporter, Vengass, has been secretly covering conversations throughout the game. Things you have never expected to see are here! If you want to see anything crazy, look here. Everything that is crazy is here! You must read to find out, yet this story will make children happy and other people cry.
How do you turn this on?
A report by Vengass J. Dtar
A day in Iselia, three days before the Oracle occurred; outside Genis's house
Lloyd: Hey Genis, what the heck is this? It looked like a kendama, so you know, I brought it to you.
Genis: That's an amatosophasphere. It has- Wait, where did you find it?
Lloyd: Does that really matter? What does it do?
Genis: Yes, it does matter! It has the power to suck souls to different dimensions! It is dangerous!
Lloyd: Really? Well then, how do you turn this on? I cannot wait to use it!
Aims at Genis
Genis: Aaaaahhhhh! Aim that somewhere else!
Lloyd: Geez, calm down. I was kidding. Man, you can't even take a joke!
Genis: Was that really necessary? I mean, what if you activated it!
Lloyd: No, I definitely needed to do that. Otherwise I could not see your face when I did it. It was priceless!
How much longer?
A report by Vengass J. Dtar
The day before the Oracle; Raine's classroom. Lloyd is sleeping as usual.
Genis: Ms. Sage, how much longer until the Oracle?
Raine: I don't know. It will happen within this week however. Also, I am your sister Genis. Call me Raine. Yes, Jamie? What is your question?
Jamie: How much longer until the Oracle? I want to see Colette go!
Raine: I already answered that. It will happen within this week. Yes, Colette?
Colette: When will I start my journey of regeneration?
Raine: That is the exact same question, asked in different words. It will happen within the week.
Colette: Sorry.
Raine: It's quite alright, Colette. Yes, Carl?
Carl: When's the Oracle coming?
Raine: IF ANYONE ELSE ASKS THIS QUESTION I WILL BEAT THEM TO OBLIVION!
Lloyd finally wakes up
Lloyd: Hey, Raine, when's the Oracle coming? I want to see Colette off!
Lloyd being beaten by the teachers rod
Lloyd: Hey, what did I do this time?
Genis: I'll tell you later, Lloyd.
I'm not that short… Am I?
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The day of the Oracle; temple
Kratos: Genis, what do you have in your hand? It looks like a gem.
Genis: Oh, I found this really rare rock on the ground. It is almost priceless! I can tell because of the small markings on the tips of the gems.
Kratos: Truly? It is odd that a rock that rare to be found here, in a temple.
Genis: Don't you know? This used to be an old dwarven mine, until they escaped deeper into the ground. This must be one of the few rocks they forgotten. Wow, I cannot believe I found a rock this rare; the dwarves would not have wanted to forget this.
Kratos: Really, this used to be a mine?
Genis: Yeah, it's probably where Lloyd's dad came from.
Kratos: Lloyd's dad is a dwarf?
Colette: Yeah, that's probably why Lloyd is so short!
Lloyd: I'm not that short… Am I?
Kratos: Yes you are. At least, you are to me.
Genis did it
A report by Vengass J. Dtar
The day of the Oracle; Dirk's house
Dirk: 'Ey there, lad. How be you?
Lloyd: Hey dad, I'm good. How's Noishe?
Dirk: Noishe is doin' good, lad. Ya know there by Noishes pen? Well theres been burn marks all 'round there. Ya know who did it? Was it, you, lad? I saw you usin' the kendama Genis has.
Lloyd: Uhm well I didn't do it…
Dirk: Ya sure about that, lad?
Lloyd: Yea! Genis did it! I remember he tried to attack me!
Dirk: All right, but remember the dwarven vows. Especially remember dwarven vow #11.
Lloyd: Lying is the first path to thievery, I know, I know.
I didn't know that!
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The day after the Oracle; Iselia Forest
Lloyd: I can't believe Colette lied to us! I wanted to go, too! When I see her--- What are you doing?
Genis: I write stories sometimes, just like you make statues and figurines. It's more of a hobby, unlike my magic training.
Lloyd: Really, I didn't know you did that! That's really cool!
Genis: Well, actually, I like to keep them secret, probably because some people would make fun of me.
Lloyd: Can I read it?
Genis: NO! I mean, it's for smarter people. I don't think you would understand some things I am talking about.
Lloyd: Gimme that!
takes book
Lloyd: Fuzzy Bunnies: The Flower in Flight! This is hilarious!
laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs
Genis: Come on; give me that back right now! It's private!
Lloyd: This is so funny.
Genis: Can you please keep this a secret?
Lloyd: Sure, that's why we're friends.
Hallucinations
A report by Vengass J. Dtar
Traipsing after Colette
Lloyd: Man, this desert is so hot.
Genis: Yeah, I can't believe the effect Efreet has on this place.
Lloyd: I still can't believe that man behind keeps rubbing his ice cream in my face!
Genis looks back to find nothing
Genis: Lloyd, what are you talking about? There's no one behind us. All I see is that sand dune.
Lloyd: What are you talking about? He is right there!
Genis: Lloyd, are you confused?
Lloyd: This does it; I am going to take my sword and beat that guy into the ground.
Begins beating a cactus into the ground
Genis: The effect of the desert is amazing on a lesser minded fool.
This is my first ever fanfic, so please be nice!