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I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender, or any of the characters. It
is copyright to Nickelodeon and is the intellectual property of
Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko. I am not earning any
money for this. This is just one fan's way of expressing his love
for the show and its characters.
Joke
"Okay, I got one for you guys," Sokka said to his friends sitting around the campfire.
A firebender, an earthbender, and a waterbender walk into a bar. "What'll you have?" asks the bartender.
"Give me a shot of pure alcohol," says the firebender. The bartender gives him one and the firebender lights the drink on fire. He picks up the glass and downs it in one shot, flames and all. The bartender never bats an eye.
"I'll have a glass of mud," says the earthbender. Without a second thought the bartender steps outside and fills a glass full of mud. He hands it to the earthbender who swallows it whole. The bartender never blinks.
"What about you?" the bartender asks the waterbender.
"I'll have a glass of water," says the waterbender.
The bartender gives the waterbender a strange look before turning around. "Why do I get all the weird ones?"
Just a silly little thing I came up with on the spur of the moment. It made sense for Sokka to be the one to tell the joke. In a world where a twelve year old boy flies, a fifteen year old girl throws lightning, and a blind girl hurls two ton rocks around, drinking a glass of water might seem strange.