I thought this would be a nice new series that I can work on. So you know how the Vocaloids are famous for their singing, right? So have you ever wondered about how that process actually worked? So…yeah, here's the first chapter! And…yeah, all of them are gonna be in random order, so chronologically…they're not.

I DO NOT, I CANNOT, AND I WILL NOT OWN VOCALOID.

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"Hey, I heard that Cantarella's pretty popular with the fans." Miku looked at Kinsora.

"It is." Kinsora started typing in her computer. "Truth is, the one with Gakupo and Kaito's more popular than you and Kaito."

"Gee, I wonder why." She said with sarcasm.

"If I was an ordinary girl, I would probably be one of them." Kinsora sighed, holding her nose.

"It's OK." Miku grinned. "I'm pretty sure you'll grow out of it sooner or later."

"Yeah, let's hope that to be true."

Unfortunately for the both of them, Len just happened to be listening from inside his room. He turned around and started running toward Kaito's room. When he entered, he noticed that Kaito was patiently reading a book on Macbeth. He ran into the room and pulled on his scarf, causing him to topple over.

"Gotcha again, Kaito!" Len laughed.

"Geez…hello to you too…" Kaito straightened himself out. "So…what's going on?"

"Nothing much." Len crossed his arms above his head. "It's just that…well, I heard that Cantarella is pretty popular these days, so I decided to ask you if you wanted to create a different version of it."

"Cantarella? Really?" Kaito stood up. "But we did all the possible versions of it. What more can there be?"

"Well…"

Len turned to Kaito with one of the creepiest grins on his face that he had ever seen, a grin that made even Kaito cringe. What the heck was this guy planning? And why does he need him to make this version? But if Len wanted to sing this with him…

"Oh…god." Kaito cringed.

"I know…" Len laughed. "And there's nothing you can do about it."

"What makes you say that?" Kaito asked.

"Well, it's easy. I make my lyrics, you make yours." Len smiled. "So that you can't be blamed for anything."

"Well…if that's how it's gonna roll…I guess I can do it."

"Great! We should get started!"

And that was how Shotarella was made in a nutshell. Right about now, I would include an epilogue, but I don't have one, so I'll just go with what happens next. During a rehearsal of that song (in Kaito's room), Luka and Kinsora were talking about her upcoming movie when they heard the word "banana"…in a way that the word should never be used.

Kinsora got a massive nosebleed from that, and was sent to the hospital, where she needed two transfusions of blood. Even then, she was comatose for an entire week.

As for Luka…well, she never ate bananas again.

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Yeah, most of the chapters I'll type up for no reason, so expect a lot of chapters as short as this. The longer they are, the more thought I put up with it. AND I WILL ACCEPT REQUESTS. If you want to find out how the Vocaloids made a certain song, ask me and I'll send it in!