Introduction:
Cathy: Hey there everyone! This is MrsEdwardElric47 speaking! And next to me is...-shifts arms to the right-
Ayumi: -makes dramatic flourishand throws confetti around- I am the wonderful Ayumi Arumatsu, fanfiction master and..yadda yadda. n.n Hiya!
Cathy: -pokes Ayumi- Quit showing off! Anyway, we have teamed up to bring you the most randomest thing ever! Ok, maybe not ever...but it's pretty random
Ayumi: Very!! Conducted from the twisted warped abyss thingies of our MINDS! -cackles madly-
Cathy: Mahahahahaha!!! D -coughs- Ahem...anyways, if you think you can get away without reviewing our story, well...-takes out flamethrower- you'll be viewing us from above!! -laughs evily-
Ayumi: Or below. -cough- If you were a bad person in life or something...
Cathy: -blinks- True...Anyways, we do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or any of the characters in it, All rights belong to Hiromu Arakawa and blah blah blah...The only character I own is...-points at self- ME!!!!
Ayumi: AND I OWN MYSELF!!! Actually, my mom and dad owns me...since they like...made me...EW! DX
Cathy: -chokes on soda- x.x Oh gawd! Thanks for sharing that! Now I got these nasty thoughts in my head...-bangs head on the wall-
Ayumi: -whispers- Yes...imagine your mom and dad getting jiggy with it -starts making noises-
Cathy: O.O That's not what I meant! And now I have even nastier thoughts in my head! DX My parents are old!!!! DX
Ayumi: O.O...EW! DX
Cathy: -ties Ayumi to a chair and gags her- This fanfic is rated T for number of reasons! Ayumi just desplayed one reason...
Ayumi: -flails legs around and yells something muffled-
Cathy: -grins- Sorry, Ayumi! Can't hear you! I'm telling the audiance here some personal stuff about you!
Ayumi: -flails harder and falls sideways with the chair-
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Heh...Enjoy the story everyone!! -sees Ayumi getting free and runs away-
Ayumi: MYAHAHAH!!!
Cathy: -dives under a table and covers head-
Ayumi: Enjoy!! -waves-
Characters played:
Ed: Ayumi
Human Al: Cathy
Winry: Cathy
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter 1: The Gate and Risembool
Ayumi: HEY CATHY!!! -tacklepokes-
Cathy: -ish tackle poked- Ayumi!!! -huggles-
Ayumi: n.n I got bored so like...I broke into your house. . .
Cathy: -blinks- what are you doing in my house?
Ayumi: ...I broke in?
Cathy: -blinks again- in the middle of the night?
Ayumi: ...yes.
Cathy: -shrugs- Ok, then!
Cathy: -cuddles with Ed plushie and falls asleep-
Ayumi: awwww -clicks pic-
Cathy: -drools-
Ayumi: o.o...-clicks another pic and puts it on myspace-
Cathy: -wakes up- eh? what are you doing?
Ayumi: O.O NOT TAKING PICTURES OF U AND PUTTING THEM ON MYSPACE, IF THATS WAT UR THINKIN! ...CUZ I AINT DOIN THAT
Cathy: -looks at myspace- HEY!!!!!!!!!
Ayumi: o.o THAT AINT ME -runs-
Cathy: -takes outr chain saw- TAKE IT DOWN!!!
Ayumi: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK -jumps out window and goes splat-
Cathy: -blinks- Eh? She killed herself instead of taking down the picture? Oo
Ayumi: -did it by accident-
Ayumi: -is now splatted guts on the road-
Cathy: -drops to knees- NUUUUUUU!!!
Ayumi: -walks over to the guts- O.O WOAH, WAT THE FRICK IS THAT?
Cathy: -blinks- eh?
Cathy: O.O
Ayumi: ewww, gross...-points to guts-
Ayumi: XP Nasty
Cathy: -gasp- Chibi!! ur alive?! O.O
Ayumi: o.o yeah, I am
Ayumi: -gasp- u mean I DIED?!
Cathy: u jumped out the window and went splat
Ayumi: ...so thats me? -points to guts-
Cathy: -nods-
Ayumi: o.o...ewwww
Cathy: -sniffs- me friend ish dead ToT And in a pile of uckyness
Ayumi: .o. But I'm right here
Ayumi: wait...am I a GHOST?!?!?!
Cathy: -pokes and finger goes through- uh huh...;-;
Ayumi: O.O That tickles
Cathy: -blinks- O.O
Ayumi: O.O Wow
Ayumi: -drawing a transmutation circle around guts- lalala...
Cathy: -blinks- O.O
Ayumi: -dumps rest of ingridents on gut pile-
Ayumi: OKAY THEN! n.n Time for me to live again
Ayumi: n.n u came in just in time to help me with the transmutation!
Cathy: -gulp- u mean human transmutation? Oo
Ayumi: of course! n.n I am human, afterall...mostly anyway
Cathy:
Cathy: this isen't going to ruin my body is it?
Ayumi: ...I dunno.
Ayumi: probably not. The soul is right here -points to myself-
Cathy: O.O;
Ayumi: and the body is just mostly hear, just splatted
Ayumi: and I put back in wat was missing
Cathy: soooo you going to do the transmutation, right?
Ayumi: I would if I had a physical body to actually circulate the alchemic energy...
Ayumi: but like...I don't
Cathy: so you're asking me to do it? Oo
Ayumi: -nods-
Ayumi: ...dont u want be alive again? ;;
Cathy: yes I do! but uh...-nervously looks at transmutation circle-
Ayumi: n.n it'll be fine, I promise
Ayumi: -thinking "Crap, thats wat Ed said during his transmutation!"-
Ayumi: -nervous chuckle- ...
Cathy: -gulps- uh...ok...-kneels on transmutation circle-
Ayumi: -stands near the center with other ingrediants- ...-looks scared- Cathy...
Cathy: hm?
Ayumi: Uhm... . . ...if this goes wrong or something...I'm sorry. -sniffle-
Cathy: -gulps and places hands on circle-
Ayumi: -watches anxiously-
Cathy: -sees the gate- eep!
Ayumi: o.o zomg, the Gate -points to it-
Cathy: YIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! -lays on the floor with no left arm- Well darn...I knew this was going to happen
Ayumi: AHH, CATHY! DX -runs towards her but is suddenly sucked into the Gate- NUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Cathy: Ack! CHIBI NUUUUUUUUUU!!!! ToT
Cathy: -coughs up blood- x.x
Ayumi: -trying to pull herself out of the Gate, like Ed did- Agh...C-cathy...rrrrg...
Cathy: -faints from loss of blood-
Ayumi: -topples out of Gate with body completely regained- . phew...
Ayumi: O.O CATHY! -runs to ur side-
Cathy: -bleeds all over the place-
Ayumi: CATHY! DX I'M SORRY! -sobs-
Cathy: -coughs- no it's not your fault. I decided to do this for you...
Ayumi: Yeah, but I made you. DX -clings- Don't die on me, Cathy!
Cathy: -holds left shoulder- you didn't make me...I could've said no. it's not your fault
Ayumi: ;; We have to get you help Cathy! You're losing too much blood...
Cathy: -looks around and grabs Edo plushie and hugs it- It hurts...ToT -bleeds on Edo-
Cathy: eeek! EDO!!
Cathy: O.o
Cathy: -holds EDo away from blood-
Ayumi: -thinking- Hmm...Cathy, I might be able to get you to Winry's house or something. You think you're up for that?
Cathy: -twitches- If you can carry me...-gets dizzy-
Ayumi: o.o okay...-carefully lists u up to my back-
Cathy: eh? I thought you were a ghost?! O.O
Ayumi: I got my body back -small smile- the transmutation worked
Cathy: -sighs- I'm glade...-faints from blood loss-
Ayumi: -sniffles- I'll save you Cathy, don't worry -starts walking to Winry's, then changes mind and starts running-
Cathy: -starts mumbling in sleep about bing brave like Edo in doing a human transmutation-
Ayumi: -smiles again- Aww...
Ayumi: -finally gets to Winry's house and sighs- Man, I'm gonna hate myself for this...-tramps up the stairs-
Ayumi: -knocks on the door and waits- -.-...
Winry: -opens the door- Ayumi? What's wrong?
Ayumi: n.n; Uhm...it's Cathy. -points behind her-
Winry: What happened? Oh no! she didn't!!!
Ayumi: -hangs head- It was my fault...
Winry: -waves hand inward- come in, come in! I'll go tell my grandma.
Ayumi: -nods and walks inside-
Winry: -disappears for awhile-
Ayumi: -puts Cathy on a couch-
Ayumi: -sits next to her and worries like woah-
Cathy: -stirs a bit-
Winry: -comes back with bandages and wraps her missing arm-
Ayumi: DX Winry, how can I help?
Winry: -thinks- get some wet towls. make sure they're soaked in cold water so it will bring down her fever
Ayumi: -nods and walks off-
Winry: -carries Cathy to the extra bed-
Ayumi: -comes back with wet towels and quickly puts it on Cathy's head-
Winry: Well she's bandaged tight. Let's hope the bleeding will stop soon
Ayumi: -nods- ...She's going to need automail, right?
Winry: -nods- Yup! but it might take awhile. Plus we need payment for all of the parts...
Ayumi: I'll pay it. -said really quick-
Winry: Are you sure? You don't want to discuss it with Cathy first?
Ayumi: I'm sure. It's my fault, I wanna help at least.
Winry: Alright then. I'll fix her up an automail arm as soon as possible
Ayumi: Thanks. n.n
Winry: No prob. I'll go get the parts ready. -walks out-
Cathy: -stirs a bit and mumbles- Can I have another hug, Edo?
Ayumi: -smiles a bit- -pokes- Cathy, u okay?
Cathy: -eyes flutter open- huh? Where am I?
Ayumi: Winry's house. n.n
Cathy: Wha?! I'm in HER house?! -quickly sits up but yells in pain-
Ayumi: o.o careful! -pushes back down- -.- I know, I hate her too -said quietly- but its the only pace I can get you real help...-glances at her left shoulder-
Cathy: Ack! that's right! My arms gone!!! -starts whining-
Ayumi: DX I'm sorry
Cathy: -blinks- For what?
Ayumi: For everything! Making you lose your arm for one thing...
Cathy: I told you. It's not your fault. It's mine. So quit worrying about me
Ayumi: But Cathy...
Cathy: -shakes head and puts a finger up to her lips- no more. Let's not worry about what's in the past for now.
Ayumi: ...but it only happened like, 10 minutes ago...-sigh- okay
Cathy: That's better. Now smile for me, ok?
Ayumi: -small smile- do I have to?
Cathy: Please?
Ayumi: -smiles more- Fine.
Cathy: -also smiles then goes to sleep-
Ayumi: -watches and sighs-
Winry: -comes back in the room- the automail preperations is ready. If you could just bring her into the operating room
Ayumi: -nods- okay. -lifts Cathy up gently- Just...if she says no, don't let her pay for the automail. n.n -walks to the operating room-
Winry: Hai. Just set her there and wait outside.
Ayumi: -sounds panicked- Wait, can't I watch...just to make sure she's alright or something?
Winry: Well I guess. Maybe it's better if you do stay so you can calm her down durring the surgery.
Ayumi: -smiles- okay. -sets her down-
Cathy: -minutes later- YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
Ayumi: WAUGH!!! -jumps-
Winry: Calm down. We're doing the best we can
Cathy: BUT IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayumi: -watching with slightly horrified look-
Cathy: -starts kicking-
Winry: could you hold her down for me?
Ayumi: -winces and tries to hold her down-
Cathy: Let me go, Ayumi! I need to get away from this crazy biotch!
Winry: -blinks- WHAT?!
Ayumi: AH! DX Cathy, not now!
Ayumi: -to Winry- She's delusional, really she is...
Winry: uh...ok...-continues working on Cathy-
Cathy: -screams- SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayumi: DX She's helping you Cathy!
Cathy: No she's not! I see her hiding that evil smirk! She's crazy I tell you!! CRAZY!!!!
Winry: -sweatdrops- You sure it's not the other way around?
Ayumi: n.n; She's not always like this. Delirium from the pain?
Cathy: -glares at Ayumi- I'm not crazy I tell you!!!
Ayumi: I never said you were!
Winry: If you hold her down for a little more then I'll be done in a bit
Cathy: DON'T LIE TO ME!!! -tries kicking and screaming again-
Ayumi: -nods and keeps holding her down-
Ayumi: DX Cathy stop it!
-30 minutes later- Winry: Well it took longer than I thought, but I'm done...-sighs-
Ayumi: -lets go all tired- -.-...
Cathy: -blinks- Some automail!! I can't even move it!!
Winry: -sweatdrops- That's because you have to get use to it!
Ayumi: -nods-
Winry: -walks up to Ayumi- That will be 37 thousand sens
Cathy: O.O 37 THOUSAND!?
Ayumi: o.o FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!
Cathy: -blinks- No, Winry, I'll pay for it! Some how...
Ayumi: Hold on, I got something close to that in my savings...
Cathy: No Ayumi!!! Let me pay for it!!
Winry: Well, someone pay me!!
Ayumi: n.n No, no, its fine, I'll pay.
Cathy: -grabs money out of pocket- How about we split the pay then?
Ayumi: Meh...I'd rather pay for it myself
Cathy: -shrugs and glares- Ur lucky I can't move my new arm at the moment!
Ayumi: -grins almost evilly-
Ayumi: Okay, here you go. -hands Winry the money-
Winry: Thank you! Come back with more missing limbs! -counts money-
Cathy: -stares at Winry-
Cathy: O.o
Ayumi: -mutters- Why you little bitch...
Ayumi: Let's go! -grabs Cathy and runs-
Cathy: -arms starts wabbling- Hey! It's moving!!! Sorta...
Ayumi: n.n; In time Cathy, just wait...-still running-
Cathy: Why are we still running again? -sees Winry's house a mile back-
Ayumi: Oh yeah, we should st-GACK! -trips over rock and tumbles down hill- AAAAAHHH!
Cathy: -gets pulled and also starts tumbling- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! -lands on face- Ouch...
Ayumi: -had crashed into and landed on a certain blonde alchemist- oww...
Ed: ...
Al: Brother? Are you ok?
Ed: Blaaah...muffins...
Cathy: -blinks- Eh? That voice sounds familar!
Ayumi: . ...Ed? That you?
Ed: o.o Ayumi?
Cathy: -pokes- Yup! That's him!
Ayumi: AGH! Sweet mother of crap! DX Sorry! This looks so bad!
Ed: n.n; It's fine, just get off me.
Al: Where did you guys come from? -looks up at very small hill-
Ayumi: -looks at the hill- ...
Cathy: -also looks at hill- ...
Ayumi: What...what the hell is that?! It's more like an ant hill then...crap!
Ed: n.n;; Uhm...what? -pokes- .o. Can you get off me now?
Cathy: -sweatdrops and pushed Ayumi off him- Can we not pay attenrtion to the hill for now? ; -thinks- How the hell did we trip down that?
Ayumi: Shut it!!! -blushes-
Ed: Okay then...-looks at Cathy, notices automail- o.o What happened?
Cathy: -sweatdrops- uh...long story short. Ayumi accidently killed herself and I brought her back using human transmutation.
Al: And you succeded??
Cathy: more like Ayumi forced it to succed
Cathy: ;
Ayumi: What's that supposed to mean?
Ed: -staring at them like they're crazy-
Cathy: -points- Remember? You forced yourself back out of the gate to get to me!
Al: -blinks several times-
Ayumi: ...so?
Ed: ...Al, why didn't you do that? -blinks-
Ed: -mutters- Woulda saved me an arm...
Cathy: So if you didn't do that then it wouldn't have worked.
Al: -sweatdrops- I didn't know I could do that...
Ayumi: n.n;;; Wild guess?
Cathy: Actually you would still loose your arm -points to her own automail-
Ayumi: Didn't you lose that before I came back?
Ed: -confused now- .
Cathy: yes...but I lost it trying to bring you back! Just like Ed lost it trying to bring Al back! Only he manged to get his soul back...STOP TRYING TO CONFUSE ME NOW!!!!!! -hides in corner and starts poking mushrooms-
Ayumi: Wait...but the transmutation WAS to bring me back. Ed lost his leg and arm cuz he tried to bring back two people...AH, SCREW THIS.
Ed: -ears ring- OW! DX
Al: Ed lost his arm trying to bring me back and...
Cathy: SHUT IT AL!!!!!!
Al: -turns chibi- eep! sowwy
Ed: -glooms in corner- ...stop talking about me. ;;
Cathy: -also glooms and continues poking mushrooms- I know how you feel, Edo...
Ayumi: -blinks- So Al, what was your experiance in the Gate like?
Al: Um...very yellow and bright .
Ayumi: The hand thingies grabbin at you too?
Al: uh huh...they were touching me in places too
Ayumi: Hell yeah! DX Those thingies are hella perverted
Cathy: -sweatdrops while listening to conversation- Did they touch you in places too, Ed?
Ed: -shrinks into a chibi with little dots for eyes- -fiddles with fingers- ...yes...
Cathy: -turns blue and glooms- Why are their eyes purple? -shivers-
Ayumi: -cough- you got something against purple eyes? ;;
Al: I had to live with those things for 4 years!!!! -suddenly takes out luffa and starts scrubbing self- My body's been infected!!
Ayumi: Ewwwwwww!!! DX
Cathy: -sweatdrops- NO no! I didn't mean it that way! You have purple eyes? O.o
Ayumi: Amethyst ish a shade of purple. -nods-
Ed: Oh yeah...never noticed that before. o.o
Cathy: -blinks- me too o.o
Ayumi: . Oh, thats nice.
Cathy: -sweatdrops- Gomen nasai, Ayumi-chan!
Ayumi: -.-; its fine
Al: Ah, so where were you guys heading before you...ahem...triped down the ant hill?
Cathy: -glares at al-
Ayumi: -ignores that- not really..anywhere
Al: We were just leaving Risembool and heading to Central. Right, brother?
Ed: -nods- yup!
Ayumi: Ooooo! Take us!
Cathy: -blinks- Hey, that's right! -claps hands and transmutes a branch into a sword- COOL!! I can transmute without a circle!!
Cathy: -thinks- Hmm...maybe I can be a state alchemist
Ayumi: ...;; I wanna transmute without a circle...
Ayumi: wait...CAN I? I was like...IN the Gate. You just saw it. .o.
Cathy: -shrugs- I dunno...try it
Ayumi: Suuuuuure...-looks around- ...on wut?
Cathy: This? -holds up kitty-
Al: NUUUUUU! NOT COCOA!!!!
Ayumi: o.o That's animal transmutation! I can't do that! ...that's cruel...;;
Al: -tackles Cathy-
Cathy: o.O Gah! -falls to the floor and kitty runs away-
Al: Cocoa! Come back!!
Ed: ...Cocoa?
Al: -sweatdrops- Eh heh...
Ed: -.-...Al...
Ayumi: -pays no attention- -struts over to Cathy and claps her hands- Okay, ya'll ready?
Al: -gulps and runs over to Ayumi- I'm ready! Just do something quick!!!
Cathy: -sweatdrops- heh heh...
Ayumi: -nods- Mya! -touches Cathy's automail and transmutes it into a sword-
Ayumi: O.O Zomg, yes!
Ed: -claps- Nice.
Cathy: Whooo! -blinks- Hmm...I don't fight very good with my left arm...-practices on tree and misses target, almost cutting Ed's head off-
Al: O.O
Ed: O.O WAUGH!!!
Ayumi: Hold still! -trying to examine automail sword-
Cathy: heh...Sorry Edo!
Al: Are you ok, brother? -starts checking everywhere for injuries-
Ed: n.n; I'm fine.
Ayumi: -gasp- NO YOU AIN'T! -points in horror- YOUR...YOUR ANTENNA! IT'S GONE!
Ed: O.O -gasp- -spots his antenna on the ground- TT NUUUU!
Al: -gasp- -pulls his head down- LET ME SEE!!!!!
Cathy: -picks up antenna- Don't worry! A little glue should fix that!
Cathy: ;
Ayumi: -snatches antenna up- Zomg, mine's ish longer. XP
Ed: -weeps in corner- ...I've been through everything with that antenna...
Cathy: -puts glue on end and sticks it on his head- Hmm...-sees antenna drooping a bit- Well at least it's staying ;
Ayumi: FOOL! USE ALCHEMY! -claps hands and transmutes antenna back on-
Cathy: o.o but your using alchemy on a person!!!
Ed: -gasps- -squeal- Yay! -glomps them both- THANKYOUTHANKYOU THAAAANK YOOOOU!
Ayumi: -sqiushed-
Ayumi: Not exactly, hair is but dead tissue afterall.
Cathy: -is squished- . ur...welcome?
Ed: o.o -lets them go- -ahem- ...lets forget that happened, shall we?
Al: -ish sitting on the ground- Can we go somewhere else now? We're sitting out in the middle of the feild and it's getting dark! -hears cyote howl-
Ayumi: OMG, it go dark! -gasp-
Cathy: -setting quickly sets to night time- -blinks- Ahem...maybe we should take the next train to central
Ayumi: Actually...-looks at watch- That left about...5 minutes ago.
Ed: o.o What!? x.x Man, you got us late!
Al: -falls on back- Great! So when's the next one?
Ayumi: Uhm...tommorow. -sheepish smile-
Cathy: -gasp- Tomorrow?!!! What time tomorrow?!
Ayumi: Merh...like...noon...
Ed: o.o...crap.
Al: -cries- I dun wanna sleep in a field again!
Cathy: -shivers- There's bugs out here too...
Ayumi: ...again?
Ed: -.- That was an accident, Al.
Al: Yeah...accident you caused!
Cathy: -stares- ok then...
Ed: -emos in corner- ;;...
Ayumi: ...I...I just realized...-looks horrified-
Cathy: -blinks- What? What did you realize? -gets sinking feeling-
Ayumi: -sigh- The chapter is about to end. -sob-
Ed: Really?! Crap!
Cathy: -sobs- Why must the chapter end now? -spider jumps on head- EEEEEKKKKK!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!
Ayumi: I'LL GET IT!!! -grabs Ed's automail and whacks the spider-
Ed: GAH!
Al: -walks up to screen- That's all we have for you right now. If you come back tomorrow then hopefully we'll all still be alive -sweatdrops and sees Cathy get wacked in the head by Ed's automail-
Ayumi: SAYONARA!!! n.n
Cathy: -ish passed out ...
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Cathy: -sighs- Yes...tis true! The chapter is done ;;
Ayumi: WOE IS...YOU! DX
Cathy: -is tied to a chair- -sweatdrops- Yes, Ayumi caught me for telling you guys...ahem...her personal stuff. ; SO REVIEW OR SHE'LL KILL US BOTH!!! Oo
Ayumi: -turns on chainsaw- MYAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
Cathy: -hops away on chair- REVIEW!! IT WILL SAVE BOTH OUR LIVES!!!
Ayumi: GET BACK HERE, I AINT DONE WITH YA YET! -chases-
Cathy: GAH!!! -bounces faster-