The Case of the Flying Schlong

by Champion of the Pen

When Sherlock encounters a flying dick, there's only one devilishly handsome man who can help: The DOCTOR. From some serious dick to jealous flatmates, the duo encounter it all. Set in CA 1800s

Once upon a time there was an evil tire. It was crazy as dicks. And it liked to kill people because for some reason it had psychic powers. Crazy as shit right? No. Crazy as dicks. So this tire was rolling along one day when it realized it had the worst blood stain on its side! OMG HOW TERRIBLE! But dont worry because it went to the car wash. Phew. Crisis averted.

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