Hey peoplez. I've had this on my computer for a while and I had the urge to post it. Please read and review. It is AU
Disclaimer: I NO own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke would be mine;-b
Chapter 1
Playgirl Meets Playboy
"Miss you're agenda for tomorrow is extremely packed," Edward said. Edward had been the family butler for years.
"What's on the list," Sakura asked. She let the warmth of the water hit her.
"First you have breakfast with your brother.'
"Name the importants, forget the casualties."
"Yes Miss. You will be departing for Konoha City tomorrow. Everything is prepared for you. Your team is waiting for you there."
"Any jobs tomorrow?"
"A simple one Miss. Diamonds from the museum."
"Simple," Sakura shut off the shower taps and took the towel that Edward was holding out. She wrapped it around her body. "Anything left here?"
"Priceless artefacts Miss. Shouldn't take more than a few minutes."
"Boring. Do you have the info on my future partners?"
"Yes Miss," Edward pulled out a folder. "The Eldest of the two is Itachi Uchiha. Age 25, gender is male. Weighs 160 pound and is 5 foot 95. He is the advisor in the company while his younger brother takes the role of the CEO. The younger is Sasuke Uchiha. Age 22, gender is male. Weighs 160 pounds and is 6 on the dot. He is what you kids call a playboy. The eldest is somewhat of a playboy but the younger Uchiha's record is almost as bad as your is Miss."
"He must be one looker."
"Indeed Miss. He's already slept with one of your 'friends,' Miss Karin."
"He must be blind," Sakura changed into her usual black evening outfit.
"Apparently he was drunk and he, as you would say nowadays, dropped her like yesterdays news."
"That's more like the kind of guy that I can do business with."
"Not that I should speak so out of place Miss, but a word of advice."
"Yes."
"Don't get involved with him beyond business Miss."
"I can promise but I can't guarantee," Sakura winked. "Now if you'll excuse me I have one job left in this place."
"Indeed Miss."
"You sure you want to retire and live in this boring town Edward."
"Indeed Miss," Edward smiled sadly. "I'm afraid my age has begun to catch up with me and I can no longer be of much service to you Miss. But I believe that Miss Ino and Miss Hinata will take much better care of you and be of more service in your nightly activities."
"Well then Edward, it has been as you say a pleasure to work with you old man. See you around," Sakura said and put in her mask. "Later Eddie"
"Later Miss," Edward sighed at her pet name for him. "Take care Sakura."
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"Sasuke open the damn door," Itachi yelled. He had been standing and waiting outside of his brother's bedroom door for ten minutes.
"Go away. I have company and I'm not willing to give her up just yet."
"If you don't stop screwing around and get your ass into gear, I swear you'll be cut off completely from you inheritance, the company and the Uchiha name."
"Fuck off Itachi."
"Fine, I won't tell you about the gorgeous female that's going to become our business partner," Itachi smirked when he heard his brother tell his 'company' that he would be back.
"What do you want?" Sasuke came out of his room with just his boxers on.
"Get dressed and send you friend in there home first."
"Fuck no-ok," Sasuke said quickly. He turned and went back into his room and minute later a fierce blonde came storming out. Itachi smirked at this and began to walk to his office. He knew that showing his brother a picture of their business partner would insure some progress.
"Here is the information that you wanted on Miss Haruno," Deidara said, handing a file to him.
"Thanks," Itachi opened the door to his office and walked in with Deidara following
"Excuse the naivety but why do you want info on the biggest playgirl on the planet."
"Aren't you exaggerating?"
"She's slept with more guys that Sasuke has with girls."
"Can't be that bad."
"20% percent of them were two night stands, 10% percent had a relationship with her for three days, 4% percent had a relationship for a week and .5% percent had a relationship for two weeks."
"And the other 65.5%?"
"One-nighters."
"Wow, those stats are worse than Sasuke's."
"But on the upside she does own one of the biggest companies in the technology and security industry," Deidara added. "She's also one of the smartest security designers and none of her security designs have been broken into."
"Upside," Itachi read through the info in front of him.
"She's also one of the most recognised designers and geniuses in the world."
"Anything to be wary about?"
"Not that I found. Well apart from half the male population having seen her everything."
"Don't even think about it," Itachi warned.
"Think about what?" Deidara asked innocently.
"You and your perverted weaknesses."
"I'm not as bad as some," Deidara smirked. His comment received a snort.
"You're as perverted as it gets," Sasuke said from behind him.
"Well look who joined the land of the living," Deidara was one of the only people who could talk to Sasuke like that without being intimidated.
"Fuck off."
"Anyway, like I was saying, I'm not as perverted as some. I mean she poses in some exotic mags, a couple of shots on the net."
"She just as bad as you are," Itachi said to Sasuke.
"Shut up," Sasuke glared at his brother. "Now what did you want me for."
"This is our new business partner," Itachi showed Sasuke another, more appropriate, picture of Sakura.
"She's on the cover of Playboy," Sasuke stated.
"She's also the owner of one of the biggest tech and industrial companies."
"I know that. Playboy doesn't just show you a bunch of naked or half naked women."
"Our companies are merging together. This increases profit for all of us. It also expands the influence of the other company as well as ours. It means more business that normal. Double the amount of employees and therefore more money for you to blow," Itachi said in terms that his brother understood.
"If Uchiha Corp and Haruno Tech are merging then what will it be called?"
"Miss Haruno and I have decided on U & H Tech."
"So how's the business structure gonna work?"
"The four of us will be partners. You do the same thing you do now except the work will be shared between you and Miss Haruno. Her brother and I will have the same things to do just shared. And before you ask your salary will pretty much instantly double."
"So that means I get a new car. Ok, so I assume that you have her profile in front of you."
"Precisely."
"So read it out."
"Deidara," Itachi motioned for him to talk.
"Sakura Haruno, Age 21, female. Weighs 119 pounds and is 5 foot 7. Major playgirl but a talented designer and genius. She is the CEO of Haruno Tech. Her record is as clean as it gets. Seriously. She showers like five times a day."
"It was mentioned that she has a brother," Sasuke said.
"That was hard to find because he doesn't play a very active role in the business and doesn't associate himself with it," Deidara said.
"So is he like a ghost or something?"
"No, he does what I do. Miss Haruno is the main figure of Haruno Tech. She does all of the public stuff while her brother advises and guides her with decisions," Itachi replied. "Kinda like I do except he doesn't do the public thing."
"So what do you have on him?" Sasuke asked Deidara.
"Kiba Inuzuka, Age 24, male. Weighs 156 pounds and is 5 foot 9. He is the advisor of Haruno Tech but is more or less his sister's personal trainer. He carries a dog around with him wherever he goes. The dog is named Akamaru. He is 1 foot 1 and weighs 8 pounds. He is about a year old."
"A dog?"
"Yeah, the women that he's been with since he's gotten the dog have been in love with Akamaru and him. You could say they complete each other."
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"Wake up Sakura," a sharp, loud voice interrupted said female's sleep.
"Go piss off Tsunade," Sakura mumbled and hid her head under the covers of her new king size bed. She was staying in a five star hotel until she decided to get a more permanent place.
"Wake up or else you're going to be late for your meeting with Uchiha Corp and your business partners won't be too happy if you're late. You'll be making bad-"
"Ino, call them and reschedule."
"Fine forehead," Ino said. She was sitting on one of the couches in room.
"-and then they're going to drop the merger and-"
"It's been rescheduled to dinner tomorrow," Ino said as she slid her phone shut.
"Heard that Tsunade? There's no need to worry. Now go away and let me sleep. I just got off the damn plane and you're already down my throat. Remind me to fire you when I wake up," Sakura heard the older woman use a couple of profanities before she drifted back off to sleep.
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"Sasuke wake up," Itachi said poking his younger brother's forehead.
"Fuck off," Sasuke groaned and turned away.
"We're going to be late and then you're not going to meet her."
"Fuck off."
"Wake up or Deidara can have the honours of pouring ice water over your head."
"I hate to repeat myself but fuck off."
"Get you're lazy fucking ass out of the fucking bed Sasuke Uchiha or I'll let him loose."
"You wouldn't dare," Sasuke said sitting up.
"Oh Nar-"
"Shut the fuck up if you know what's good for you," Sasuke growled. "I just got in. Can't you bail me out of the meeting? As much as I would like to meet the Sakura Haruno, I like my sleep more."
"No way-hold that thought," Itachi flipped open his cell phone. "You're in luck. Miss Haruno is jet lagged so the meeting's been rescheduled to tomorrow evening over dinner."
"Good. Now get the hell outta my room," Sasuke fell back into his pillow and instantly passed out."
"Patrolling the city at night has its negatives," Itachi looked down at his sleeping brother and shook his head.
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"Your first job is going to be a small one," Ino said.
"So where are the diamonds?" Sakura asked, getting into her outfit. It consisted of black skin-tight pants, knee length boots, gloves and a long sleeve, velvet zip-up leather hoody. She had a black wig on and brown contacts in.
"The museum is about 20 minutes away on rooftop," Ino handed her the directions. "Memorise them."
"Done," Sakura handed them back to her. "What's the security like?"
"Fifty guards in total. Ten in each wing. They're situated so than if anything happens to one, two others will know about it."
"Alarms?"
"One in each wing. The guards are situated near panic buttons. There are infrared sensors all around. Basically if a guard has to pee they have to hold it until their shift is over."
"Anything I need to be worried about?"
"There's hero in the city. He's always wearing black. The main things to identify him by are black sleeveless trench with a hood, long-sleeve black shirt and belts around his arms."
"Trench in summer?" Sakura picked up her bag and glasses and checked that she had enough knives on her person. "Later."
"Don't flirt with him if you meet him," Ino said as Sakura jumped out of the window.
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Sakura hung upside-down from a glass window in the museum. Her legs were still outside and her hands were holding onto the window pane. The roof was at an angle so she had to tighten her grip slightly when she flipped down. She landed silently and looked around for the guards. She saw eight of them. She smacked her forehead lightly when she looked at the map of the museum behind her. She was in the wing furthest from where she should be. She pulled out her glasses and put them on. Her vision was filled with infrared beams running all over the show. She moved through them with ease and got behind the first guard. She knocked him out without a sound and move onto the next. By the time she had reached the diamond exhibit, all of the guards had been knocked out. She made quick work of stealing the diamonds and replacing them with fakes. She was getting the last and most valuable diamond when she froze.
"I know girl can't resist diamonds and that they are a girl's best friend but the notice in front of you does say 'do not touch'," Sakura shivered at the deep spine-chilling voice.
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