Funny Poetry
Fanfic Title:
Popeye Parody Theme Song
by: Trenton Sands
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I came up with a battle plan,
I was driving a tank,
Until it crashed into a bank.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I just joined a suicide clan.
I drank cyanide,
Then passed out and died.
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Was being chased by a gang I outran.
I tripped over some ganders.
That were taken away by Bernie Sanders!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
Avoiding an Oscars Ban
Read the envelope with fright
Found out that it's not Moonlight,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
Coming back from the toilet can.
Threw up a bunch of tacks
After watching Orange is The New Black!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man.
I can fly like Peter Pan!
Flew into a Window Pane
That Belonged to Tim Kaine
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I joined a motorcycle gan!
Passed by a hotel called Raddison!
Then splattered Kim Kardashian!
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
THE END