Title: To All Excess
Author: HalfshellVenus
Characters: Sam and Dean (Gen, Drabble, All-Dialogue, Humor)
Rating: K+
Summary: You just know that early S3 lifestyle had to take its toll…
Author's Notes: Drabble Meme offering for tsuki_no_bara, whose prompt was "spare tire." But was she expecting this?
Also for supernatural100, this is "Judgment."
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"What's that above your belt, Dean?"
"What, my belly-button?"
"No, the rest of it."
"Huh?"
*thwack*
"Ow! What the hell, Sam!"
"That acreage you're sprouting."
"It's not that bad."
"Seriously? Have you looked? This is a wakeup call, Dean."
"For what, your anorexic obsession?"
"You're eating cheeseburgers around the clock, and the Ho-Hos and chips are adding up too."
"I only have a year left, Sammy, I want to enjoy it."
"As a fat man."
"Where's your sympathy?"
"Must've dried up after the first thirty times you used that excuse."
"Harsh."
"More salad, less stomach."
"All right, already!"
"Thank God…"
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