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Chapter 1 (possibly the only chapter)

Sanji stood in shock, staring out the kitchen door's window at the moss moving away from him. What the fuck had just happened? He and Zoro were doing the dishes as normal, and Luffy had barged in to tell them that some marines were attacking. Zoro had finished drying his plate, put it away, and strolled out the door. That was what he always did. But this time, during his stroll, he stopped next to Sanji and planted a kiss on the unsuspecting cook's lips. Then he just kept walking. Yes, Zoro had obvious relational problems, but no explanation or foreplay for a kiss was rather pathetic. Well, Sanji would have refused all advances anyway.

The door re-opened, and Zoro returned to the kitchen. He showed no signs of battle damage, or emotion or even reaction about the kiss. Zoro just walked back to his position under Sanji's gaping gaze, and continued to clean the dishes. Zoro's lack of reaction made Sanji start to doubt himself. Was it at all possible that he had imagined the whole thing? No. Sanji was a chef, and as a chef, he could still detect a strange (though not displeasing) taste on his lips. For more proof, the taste matched the smell the idiot swordsman exuded. No, the brain dead idiot had definitely kissed him. Why? This was something he would not leave un-addressed.

"Oi, Marimo." He voiced, "Why the hell did you just kiss me?"

"I don't know what the fuck you're talking about ero-cook." Zoro responded, looking up from his task with apparent surprise. "Are you all right? If you're imagining such insane things, you should see Chopper. Not that I care about you." He added quickly.

"Don't fuck with me, shithead! I can still taste it! Now give me a good explanation, dammit!" Sanji now was almost yelling at the swordsman, who just smiled. Zoro started to laugh. He smirked, and left Sanji alone in the kitchen to contemplate his confusing thoughts.

Sanji was distracted by speculations on Zoro's mysterious kiss. He was so lost in thought, that he accidentally burned the chicken he was making for dinner. "Damn that no good, fucking, shitheaded, marimo bastard!" Sanji bellowed as he was forced to toss out the poultry. By the evening, Sanji had come up with 3 possible reasons: 1. Zoro secretly loved him (not likely), 2. Zoro wanted a bedfellow for between ports (somewhat likely), or 3. Zoro wanted to get a rise out of Sanji (extremely likely). As Zoro was on watch tonight, Sanji decided to once again confront the man about it.

The night was cold, so Sanji was easily able to make an excuse for visiting Zoro: He was bringing the bastard his blanket so he didn't freeze to death, or something. Sanji climbed up to the crows nest, still besieged by confusion as he imagined the outcomes for each of the possibilities. Option 3, he would kick the marimo's ass. That was obvious enough, but when he started to think about option 2 he seemed to lose track of everything.

"Oh fuck me Zoro" he imagined

"Ugh, you're so fucking tight Sanji"

"I'm gonna c-" A cold burst of wind snapped Sanji out of his daze. Sanji stopped climbing in horror. What the fuck?!! Why the hell did he just fantasize about Zoro?! He was straight god dammit!! Shocking him even further was the now apparent push against the inner part of his zipper. Sanji slapped himself a couple times to get rid of those horrible thoughts, and continued his climb. He didn't even dare to imagine what the last possibility would be like.

Sanji reached the crow's and was not exactly surprised to find the swordsman asleep.

"Oi, Shithead. Wake up." Sanji said. Zoro didn't budge. "Wake up dammit!" Sanji reiterated, a little louder. Zoro still didn't move, and just kept snoring. At least Sanji could tell he was alive. "Okay, If you don't wake up in the next three seconds, I'm gonna stomp on you." Sanji warned. Still no movement. "One-", Zoro shifted in his sleep, "Two-", Sanji raised his foot above the man's rising, and falling chest, "Three!" Sanji brought his foot down and expected to collide with, and maybe break some of, Zoro's ribs. Instead, a strong large hand grabbed his ankle, pinned him back against the edge, and put a knee down on the other foot. Sanji was startled by the swordsman's agility, and effectiveness.

"What the fuck are you doing here, love-cook?" Zoro growled, face startlingly close to Sanji's.

"I came to bring you your blanket, shity swordsman, and to talk to you about what happened earlier." Sanji responded

"You're still thinking about that?" Zoro groaned and got off of Sanji's legs, making the cook feel both relief and grief simultaneously.

"Yeah, I am." Sanji replied, stomping on Zoro's foot with his new freedom.

"Ow! You fucking bastard that hurt! And, why?" Zoro shouted hopping on one foot, and cradling his other.

"Why what? Why am I still thinking about it, or why did I squash your foot?" Sanji asked coolly.

"Both, you moron!"

"Well, if a man you didn't get along with suddenly kissed you out of the blue, wouldn't you want to know why? And, I stomped on your foot for attacking me." Sanji said. Zoro sat down again, and motioned for Sanji to continue. "After some thought, I've come up with a couple theories. I want to run them by you for a reaction. First, you are secretly in love with me." Zoro started laughing at this

"In love with you?" he chuckled, "You gotta be kidding."

"Yeah, I didn't think that would be it somehow." Sanji muttered, although feeling slightly hurt somewhere deep down. "Second, you just did it to piss me off." Zoro seemed to have gotten over his humor, and was paying a little more attention now. "And, lastly, you did it because you wanted someone to keep you a little company between ports. So, which is it?" Sanji finished.

"I'll leave you to figure that out." Zoro said mischievously, and he suddenly grabbed Sanji by the collar and pulled him into a furious kiss.

Yay! I'm done with the first chapter! If I get three reviews, I'll post the next one which will start with some nice lemon. So if you want more, review! Otherwise, you'll have to be content with just two kisses. (I'll probably post it anyway, as I'm done writing it already, but please review. I'm begging you.)