Title: the miracle of ramen!!! .
Author: Ritsu-sensei
Editor: Mommy Larisa! .
SUMMERY: Its my first naruto/yugioh
crossover!!!
Ryou loves his yami so much, but we all know that
thief can never love someone cuz he's teme!!!
After all, ryou
wanna show his feelings to his yami but how? Moreover, if his yami
isn't gay, what should he do? he needs some help, and, its a
INTERNATIONAL EXHIBITION OF RAMEN, In domino city…yeah…something
good will happen!!! .
(Me, bakura, my hikary, and ryou are
in the same room)
Bakura:wonder Crossover between naruto and
us?!
Me:blush Im genius, right?
Bakura:glaredno!
Me:heartbroken
Hikary:shaking bakura with
angerhow dare you hurt my yami???
Bakura:looks scaredryou help
me!!!
(Ryou is busy with food and
drinks)
All:falls
I present this fiction to my dear hikary, cuz of her birthday, and cuz of her lovely face, her lovely smile and her lovely self!!! .
I LOVE YOU MY DEAR HIKARY AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! .
Ryou sighed to himself and looked at
his yami. He was in his favorite sofa like always, watching TV and
drinking soda or something else!!!
Since when his yami own his own
body, he never was like when they are in a same body, so his yami
found a new hobby for himself, new friends and other new things so he
doesn't pay any attention to his hikary, and ryou really miss es
his yami, misses their old time, when they were with each other.
-what the hell is this, ryou? Come here!!!
Ryou wiped his tears and went beside
his yami. he was confused with the remote control, he wanted to
change the channel, but for some reason, the remote didn't work!!!
-What the hell happened? I wanna change this fucking channel but this
asshole doesn't work, explain to me!!!
ryou sighed again and
checked the remote control and suddenly fell:
-Bakura, did you
change the batteries?
-No, why should I change them?
Big sweat
drop appeared on his back:
-Cuz, batteries are finished and you
should change them…
-Me? Why me?
-Cuz youre the one who always plays
with this thing!!!
Bakura glared at his hikary:
-How dare you
speak with me like this?
Ryou didn't answer him and changed the
batteries and gave him back the remote:
-Im going out…
Bakura didn't answer and watched
some adult programs (Me: sorry, but bakura is pervert!!! .;;;)
ryou
changed his clothes and left his apartment. Why his yami doesn't
like him? Why his yami is so damn wild and always angry? ryou never
did something wrong to him, always served him like a servant and
always did whatever he wanted, but bakura never looked at him like
his partner, always as his slave or servant, bakura never touched him
with love, always with hate and anger!!!
Yugi was so lucky about
his yami, pharaoh. he was always kind with his hikary and always
played with him, always cared about him and always listened to
whatever he said, wrong or right…but at least he listened!!!
-How
lucky he is!
Ryou entered the café and ordered something to
eat and drink, he was in his own world and didn't pay any attention
to the couple, who sat beside him:
-I told you before, I hate coffee
and never wanna drink it!
-But its so cool, better that ramen,
believe it!!!
-AND NEVER SAID THAT "BELIVE IT" AGAIN, OR ILL
KILL YOU!!!
-…but you should believe it!!!
His partner cried and left him alone, he was a guy with an orange suit and a blue anadem with an unknown mark on it, he had blond hair and blue eyes; and he seems so damn hungry cuz his table was full of ramen bowls and lots of coffee cups, and yeah, he was busy with another bowl of ramen!!!
Ryou smiled and sat beside him:
-hi,
who're you? I never met you before!!!
That boy looked at him with
wide eyes and then smiled:
-Im a ninja from Konoha and wanna be
the Hokage!!!
Then he showed V sign with his fingers and went back
to his work and left poor ryou with one-big-sweat drop:
-Eh, where
is Konoha?
-Hum, that's my village, we live in Konoha to become
ninja and fight with bad guys, to help ppl and kill that idiot Sakura
as well!!!
Now ryou was full of sweat drops, cuz he couldn't
understand what the hell he said:
-Sorry, but you make me confuse…
-Look, my name is Naruto, Im from
Konoha and Im a ninja ,me and my friend sasuke are here for
international ramen exhibition…I love ramen too!!!
Ryou looked
at him to how he was eating ramen and then smiled again:
-So,
youre here with your boyfriend for a date?
Naruto coughed like he
was about to die and his face turned all red:
-What the fuck? My
boyfriend? This idiot teme is my bf? No way!!!
-But…I thought
youre a couple!!!
Naruto rolled his eyes and ordered another bowl
of ramen with mushrooms:
-No, sasuke is a truly asshole, he's in
love with sakura, what a bitch!!!
Ryou was in full confusion
again:
-Oh, then you love him?
Naruto looked at him with wide
eyes again and blushed:
-NEVER!
Ryou giggled:
-But youre blushing!!!
-Me?
No…im not blushing…its cuz of the…weather, yeah, the weather
is so warm!
-But we're in the middle of winter!!!
-Really? So I
think I have a fever!!!
Now, Naruto was all red and didn't
look at ryou. ryou smiled and drank his coffee:
-How lucky you
are, Naruto…cuz of him!
naruto didn't said anything; he just
gazed at his bowl:
-No, Im not…he's in love with a girl and he
never cared about me…
His eyes were full of tears:
-I
always cared about him so much, since the first time I was met him, I
found that I love him so much…but…im such a fool, always…never
can do something right…always…always making mistakes…and I know
he hates me so much!
Ryou squeezed his shoulder friendly and
smiled:
-Don't worry, I know some time, he
will love you!
Naruto sighed and wiped his tears:
-You don't
introduce yourself?
-Oh, im sorry…my name is ryou!
-You're living here?
-Yeah, me
and my other friends and my yami!
Now, naruto was
confused:
-What's yami? Is this a new jutso?
-jutso? No…my
yami is my yami, he's living with me in the same room!
You know
something? Ryou never can be good with explanations, poor naruto
doesn't know what to do or say!!!
-I mean he's my other
part…my partner…my roommate…omg, its hard to explain!!!
Then
giggling made him smirk:
-You explain things really bad
ryou…anyway…then you're luckier than me cuz you have someone
who loves you!
-He doesn't love me…
-What? But you said he's your
partner and ya both living in the same home!!!
ryou took a bitter
smile and looked at his now empty cup:
-yeah, we're living in
the same room, we're eating the same food and breathing the same
weather too…but…he's cold…and…he's more powerful than me,
Im so weak and…he hates me!!!
-Does he love someone else?
-No,
I mean…I don't know…maybe…
-Does he have a GF or BF?
-Don't
know either!!!
Naruto rolled his eyes and squeezed his
shoulder:
-Lemme help you, I'll show you how you can steal his
heart!!!
-Really? How?
-With my special
jutso…sexy-no-jutso!!!
All of the ppl in the café looked
at him with sweat drops and ryou felt he was melting with shame, so
he took his hand and rushed out of the café.
Naruto, found a privacy corner:
-Ok
ryou…at first…you should control your chakra…
-Eh? What's chakra?
Naruto falls
and explains him the meaning of chakra, after an hour; finally ryou
could control his chakra:
-now…look at me carefully!!!
Naruto
did something with his hand, he disappeared in a fog:
-OMFG!!!
Ryou didn't know what to do.
Naruto disappeared and now, one sexy girl with orange bikini was
faced with him!
-What happened?
The girl giggled and sent a
kiss for him:
-This is the power of jutso!!!
Naruto went back
to his normal form and ryou, hardly, held back his nose
bleeding:
-Now do it like me ryou…
After one hour and half, suddenly,
ryou could do the jutso very well, this time, naruto held back his
nose bleeding so hardly!!!
ryou was so damn sexy. Long silky hair,
chocolate eyes with really, really lovely eyelash, and a milky
skin…and he wore a sexy black set of a short and bra!!!
-omg…youre
so damn hot ryou!
ryou blushed and made him nose bleed like
hell!!!
-ok, ryou…now you should go back and show yourself to
your yami, then… let the hormones do their work!!!
Ryou blushed again and turned back
to his normal form; naruto smiled and waved his hand:
-good luck
and if you were lucky…come with your yami to the exhibition!
-ok,
thanks a lot Naruto-chan, and…good luck!!!
naruto grinned and
disappeared.
Ryou bought some girly clothes and a sexy bra set, with a strawberry design.
He changed himself in the alley,
near his apartment and took a long sigh:
-God wish me luck!!
He…I
mean, she, created her hairs and knocked at the door:
-Who the
hell…oh…I mean hi…hi!
Ryou blushed and looked at the ground,
bakura was in shock:
-hi…
-Eh, who're you?
-I'm R…I
mean…Im Ria, yeah…Im…Ryous cousin…
-Oh…but ryou isn't here now…he's out…
-Oh, then…can I wait here for
him?
Bakura hardly held back his nosebleed and let her come into
the room.
-Do you wanna drink something? or eat…
-No thanks…im fine…
Bakura sit beside her and looked at
him:
-Ryou never talked about you Ria…
-Really?
-yeah…he never said anything about
his sexy cousin…oh I mean pretty!!!
Ryou giggled and glanced at
him:
-But he talks about you often…he loves you…
Bakura didn't look at him but ryou
could see the blush in his cheeks:
-you love him?
-Me? No…I
mean…I…I like him but…
-But what kura?
Ryou blushed;
bakura now was confused:
-How do you know my alias? ryou never
said this to the others…whore you?
Before ryou could say
anything, bakura took her hand and kissed him on his…her lips…ryou
didn't know what to do, but like as naruto said, hormones knew and
he melted into his kiss:
-I know this taste…
Bakura took his chin and looked at
his eyes:
-But I didn't know how you become female,
ryou!
-Its…jutso…sexy-no-jutso, some ninja learned me this…
-And why?
Ryous eyes was full of
tears:
-cuz I just want to kiss you and be with you, but you never
pay any attention to me, so I though its better to be a girl,
cuz…Im not normal like you bakura, I love you so damn
much….plz…bakura…
-Im not normal you idiot…and I
love you too; I care about you…always!!!
ryou looked at him with
teary eyes:
-But you never show me…
-I showed you before…when that
idiot pharaoh attacked you with his fucking slyfer…when those
idiots were about to hurt you…and when that teme, Pegasus, was
about to kill you with his fucking millennium eye…I always
protected you ryou,why you though I hate you and don't care about
you?
ryou, broke to tears and cried on his chest:
-im sorry
kura…
-don't be…
Bakura nuzzled him and let
him-her?-cry on his chest…cuz he feels so good!!!
-wow it
worked, it worked…cool!!!
naruto was happy, cuz he could solve
someone's problem without any mistakes:
-good work teme!
naruto
glared at sasuke, who was behind him:
-what the hell you
want?
-nothing…
Sasuke smirked and came beside
him:
-show me naruto…
-show you what?
sasuke took his
chins and smirked:
-show me what you learned him…show me your
jutso!
-why?
-just show me naruto…I wanna see!!!
naruto
blushed:
-s…sexy-no-jutso!!!
He changed to his female form,
sasuke smiled and touch his-her?!-body:
-now dance for me naruto…
-what?
-do what ever I said…or
Ill punish you…
Sasuke kissed him and made him melt
into his kiss:
-You're so damn hot teme…I love your body…and
yourself…
Naruto wanted to stop him but that
damn hormones stopped him from moving and let him do whatever he
wanted with him:
-we should do this somewhere else naruto…here
isn't good for a sexy bitch like you…wanna join me in bed
naruto?
naruto blushed and nodded:
-very well…now follow me…
And, because of ramen exhibition, ryou found someone who loved him and naruto suddenly could be with sasuke and I can write one cross-over for someone who I love so much…I wrote this fiction just for her, for my dear hikary…HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIKARY!!!
owari
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(naruto and sasuke are
busy)
sasuke:pantingdamn naruto you're so
hot!!!
bakura:feeling ashamedThey're really
pevert!!!
ryou:agreed with himwe just kissed each other!!!
(they
screamed their names)
me:became all red cuz of
shamefinally!!!
how was it?good?suck?how dare ya!!! running after you with plunger
R&R,or ill send you into the shadow realm!!! glared at you