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Chapter 1

Zim was grinning quite happily as he skipped to Dibs house holding a small vile. "Heh heh Dibworm I will finally be rid of you forever! Finally no one to get in Zims way. Spoil Zims plan and I'll never ever have to see your stupid big head again. MUAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed manically. "Wait! Why is Zim talking to himself? Curse that horrible Dibstink!" Zim knocked on Dibs door.

Dib opened it and stared at his enemy in annoyance. "I was watching Mysterious Mysteries can't we fight later?" he asked.

"I'm not here to fight you Dibstink. No. I want to help with your head problem. This drink will make your head normal size," Zim grinned

Dib frowned, not trusting Zim one bit and was really getting tired of the big head jokes. "Get lost Zim. I'm not falling for your evil scheme," he started closing the door in the aliens face

Zim put his foot inside to keep the door from closing not wanting his brilliant plan to fail. "Dibstink I'm being honest this will reduce your head...and make you more popular," he grinned half twitching. He was nervous that his plan was going to fail.

Dib opened the door glaring at his foe then looked thoughtful. "Well...I suppose one sip couldn't hurt. Being popular would be nice. Sure beats sitting alone all day talking to yourself and annoying others. Then rambling on and on until you really lost your point in what you were saying. Okay I'll take it," he took the vile from Zim and drank it. Suddenly the whole world started getting bigger and bigger at least to Dib who was shrinking.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fool! Now to squish you...Say where did you go?" Zim blinked no longer seeing Dib.

"That horrible alien monster! I can't believe I trusted him...Okay don't panic...You can't be that small. There has to be way to get back to normal size. Holy ant! That thing is giant," Dib stared wide-eyed at the confused ant. "Okay okay calm down Dib. There are worst things than being smaller than an ant. I should look at the bright side...at least it can't get any worst...Okay why did I just say that? And who am I talking to? Hey! Hey! No fair!" Dib frowned as he started getting even smaller.

"Oh well...at least he's gone...Now to work on my brilliant scheme of evilness!" Zim marched off.

Dib was terrified of his surroundings as green blobs and other bacteria things neared him. "Okay stay calm. This is no different than battling ghosts and aliens...except aliens don't give you diseases," he frowned at the green blobs. "No more talking action...I run now! Okay why did I say that out loud?" he shrugged and ran for his little life...getting smaller than the second. "If this keeps up I'll eventually get so small that I'll be nothing. And if I'm nothing then the Earth is doomed. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dad's lab...Surely I can figure out something before it's too late.." Dib got even smaller and sighed. "I'm doomed." A few minutes went by and Dib was now floating in the air just thinking of the good times...There were few to a slim none. "Stupid Zim, I had so much to live for...I think...Oh well at least Gaz will be happy that I'm gone...Everyone will...Will dad even notice? This is so unfair! I don't want to disappear into nothingness...SOMEONE HELP ME!" As Dib kept on floating through the air time went bye. He wasn't sure how long it had been...but he was happy to be alive even though he was starving. "So bored. So lonely...I guess I'm done shrinking but I'm still doomed," Dib sighed upset. However he happened to be floating near a daisy and an elephant. "I wish I had had a camera in my pocket so I could a least take pictures," Dib stared rather impressed by the scenery. A big wind suddenly whooshed Dib right to the flower and onto a speck...or another world. He found himself finally falling thinking for sure that it was splat city for him. He fell and he fell and he fell some more until he landed on top of a Who who cried out boohoo.

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