p style="margin-bottom: 0cm; line-height: 100%;"span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive;"So Naruto and all of his cool and super cool friends, Zack and Saske and that one super cool chick with boobs were sucking dicks in the forest cuz they're all gay and losers. I lost my creativity after the first sentence. Then, Naruto decided that sucking dicks was for faggots. And so he started a revolution. Allauh Ackbar. And then the world blew up. Swiggity Swoogity. Forks. Sasuke likes forks. "There's lot's of forks here." Says Sasuke. Naruto then added, "I'm really hungry and there's food in the kitchen." Picking up his fork, Sasuke said, "Let us eat cake!" And thus, they ran to the kitchen to the cake. But once they took the glorious cake out from the dish cabinet, they have realized that the cake was filled with raisins! The two of them slapped their hands on their faces and screamed like that kid from Home Alone as the girl with the super big boobs stripped naked and danced for money to fulfil the empty lionesses she's had ever since her dad left her. Then she died. I crie /Meanwhile, Naruto and Saskue were devastated, for their cake has been a lie, "We must kill the evil mastermind who has brought this sorrow upon us!" Sasuke / "Oi vey! We must! But you'd have to pay me a couple of shekles first." Said Naruto, for he was secretly a Jewish toaster. Sasuke paid Naruto with the Jew coins and then they opened up a portal to hell. And then they went through it to kill Satin who was busy jerking it. He screamed as the two Narutos burst into his jerking chambers, "OMG WTF U LOZZEERRRS GTFO IM JERKIN IIITTT!" Satien shouted as he was jerking to Jennifer Lawrence's nudes. Naruto pointed his stubby Naruto finger at Stalin and shouted, "RAISINS! WHY THIS?!"br /Satin only smiled back in reply. Then his smile curled up into a menacing laugh, "Raisins? RAISINS? YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT RAISINS IS MY LIFE!"br /Sasuke gasped an anime gasp and said, "He's...he's right, Naruto..." br /Naruto looked down at Sasuke in disbelief, "No. NO, SASUKE!" He shouted with an anime / "ALL I EVER WANTED TO BE WAS KAWAII!" Sasuke shouted, tears filling his eyes, "BUT I'M A FAT, TRANSGENDER FEMINIST LANDWHALE!" He fell to his knees and sobbed into the palms of his /Meanwhile, Satan moved to the other room to continue jerking /Naruito stepped away from Sasuke, "But...the raisins!"br /"I know the raisins!" Sasuke shouted back at him, spit flying from his mouth, "Raisins is life! Life is raisins!"br / "But our cake!" Naruto clenched his fists, ready to penetrate Sasuke for his /Just then, Hitler came flying from the ceiling and gassed all the Jews, including Naruto. Because Naruto is secretly a Jewish toaster. Sasuke couldn't believe the glorious homocide in front of his eyes, all these dead, gassed Jews... Hitler tipped his fedora at him, then flew off heroicly into the sunset. Sasuke then began jerking it to the sight until he was so fatigued he /And in the end, they never got their revenge for the raisins. /span/p