Confessions

Parody

By: Song

Summary: Rabid kunoichi often get their plans foiled, but they can cope...

A/U: Don't bother flaming me telling me that my story would be best used as fertalizer. I already know. It's suposed to be. Slapstick. Its so stupid its funny. See? -crickets in the background- Okay, so a reveiw or two, or even how I can improve would be nice.

Warnings: Yaoi. I was reading some IrukaXKakshi fanfiction, and then reading some onshots with Rin. This is what turned out.

Kakashi and Iruka sat in the trees, watching the scene in front of them unfold. It was a test for the gennin, and so far it was not going well.

Sakura had Sasuke tied to a tree, and was currently slashing away at his clothing with a kunai- the whole time viciously kissing him.

Sasuke was breathing had, attempting to inch away but helpless against his wanna-be-lover. Women- rabid kunoichi more specifically, were ruthless when in heat.

"Sa-"

She was shoving her tough down his esophagus- Kami he was choking! Whimpering sounds emitted from the 'avenger', making her pause.

He gasped for air trying again. "Saku-oomff!" his shirt was lying on the ground in shreds, as she began forcing her tongue down his windpipe.

"Sakura!" he gasped out after she let up kissing him, starting to get to his pants.

Sakura, surprised at her beloved screaming her name (oh so sexily), ceased momentarily.

"You just don't get it Sakura, do you?" he panted out. He glanced to the orange clad unconscious form a few meters back. "Sakura- I'm not interested."

There. He'ld finally said it.

"But S-Sasuke, why!? I loved you! I'll have your children, rebuild your clan, I'll capture Itachi for you to kill, I'll give ANYTHING FOR YOU!!"

Sasuke sighed. "Sakura, I-I have a confession."

Sakura looked up to her want to be lover.

"I'm already with someone."

"Wh-who?"

Sasuke blinked. "Naruto."

"N-naruto? But Naruto's a-

"Don't you get it Sakura? I'M GAY!" In a burst of strength he broke free of the wires, grabbed the still out cold Naruto and whooshed off in the direction of where she knew the prankster lived.

Sakura fell to the ground, twitching and sobbing.

Why was the world so cruel!?

And then an idea struck her. She gained wickedly. Ino would love this peace of dirt. Now where had they put those motions sensitive cameras...?

Iruka looked to Kakashi. "De javu."

Kakashi nodded. "Ditto that."

Each jumped from the branch, and began the trek to the apartment.

"Just with Rin she went a little bit further, I remember. You came back without any pants-"

"Don't even go there."

Iruka laughed.

Life was good.

Fin