This is what happens when I say a really weird sentence to a buddy... *shakes head* Enjoy, and please remember to review!
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Olivia Benson stared down at her hands, feeling lost and confused. She had just gotten the most important news of her life, and she had no idea how to handle it.
She looked at the door as it opened slowly. She knew exactly who it was, and she wasn't ready to see him just yet.
He smiled as he closed the door behind himself. "Hey, Liv..."
She forced a smile to her face. "Hey, baby."
Immediately he sensed that something was wrong, and his smile faded. Kicking off his shoes, he pulled off his gun holster, then went to the couch and sat down beside her.
She swallowed hard as he sat down beside her.
"Liv..." He gently brushed her hair back and met her eyes. "What is it, baby?"
She looked away from him, sighing heavily. "Elliot, I have to tell you something."
Immediately his heart dropped. Conversations that started like that never ended well. He took her hand and squeezed it tight. "What is it, Liv?"
She sighed heavily, resting her head in her free hand. "Elliot..." She didn't know how to say this. Why wasn't there an instruction manual for this kind of thing?
He waited patiently, but his heart was pounding anxiously against his ribcage.
"Elliot..." She blew out a heavy breath. "I'm gay."
His eyebrows slammed into his receding hairline. "What?" Gay? They had been together for six months! How could he have missed this? How could she have hidden it from him? "You're... gay?"
Her dark eyes twinkled mischievously. "No, I'm just pregnant."
His head jerked around so fast he thought he would have whiplash. "Pregnant...?"
She nodded, finally smiling as she squeezed his hand. "Pregnant."
His shoulders slumped. "You're... pregnant."
Her smile faded. "You're not happy?"
"No."
Her eyes welled up with tears. "Really?"
He finally looked at her, a huge grin on his face. "No, not really." He threw his arms around her and held her tight. "You're pregnant!"
She buried her face in his neck, letting out a watery laugh. "You're a son of a bitch."
He chuckled, kissing her head. "I know. I'm sorry." She did lie to him first, but he didn't care. She was pregnant! He was going to have a baby with the woman who had captured his heart and refused to let it go.
She sniffled, holding him tighter. This had really backfired on her.
Next time she would just throw the test at his fat head.
The End!
A/N: Hehehe, had you guys going, huh? LOL. Hope everyone enjoyed this, and please remember to review!