CHAPTER ONE: VANISHING MEMORIES
One day, Russia was having a party, and he invited all the countries to come, but America said "No, I will not come to your party, because you are a communist."
This made Russia very mad, but then Cuba walked in and said "Why are you so mad Russia?" and Russia replied "America will not come to my party, because I am communist." Cuba frouned "It is okay, we are both communist, so I can make you happy right????".
"Do you love me Cuba?" Russia asked "I do" He said back do you love me this much?" Russia asked as he unzipped his pants, and Cuba nodded……..
they do it 333
Mean while, America was drinking a bear, and watching the T.V., when he hears a nock on the door. America opens the door, and finds England there "Come on in" America says, and England comes inside the house. They drink a beer together, and watch footballs, but England is confused because his footballs is different, and he does not no what is going on.
America explains how the footballs is played as he snuggles with England, and he nos deep in his heart that he cannot tell England how he feels about him.
England likes the new footballs even better than the boring old one, which American calls cricket.
"Fuuuuuuck" said america.
Mean while, Mexico and Hungary are dating, so he tooks her to a nice resterant. Mexico gives her flowers, and buys her a new dress. The dress is very pretty, and she says "Oh thank you Mexico I like the flowers." Mexico smiles, and asked "you look very pretty in that dress I think I love you." Hungary smiles, and says "I love you too now hold me close, and do not let it go." He does so, and they embrace as the sun sets on the horizon languishingly.
END OF PART ONE
CHAPTER TWO: LIFE AND DEATH???????????????