Warnings: Very slight language 'cause of Raito's potty mouth and a little one-sided LxR
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Nope.
Authoress Note: Lol, don't ask. I thought of this one morning as I was waking up and I decided to post it here. Don't expect very much.
. . . Or superb grammar. (This is also incredibly short.)
Enjoy. :D
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L watched as his number one suspect got ready for the new day. The detective honestly didn't understand why it took Raito so long to get his clothes and get dressed in the morning. It was almost as if Raito wanted L to watch him as he pranced his pretty body around in nothing but boxer-briefs.
L bit down on his thumb, his interest in the situation fading. Raito was checking himself out in the mirror, attempting to comb his hair to perfection.
The detective almost rolled his eyes. Raito would sleep more if he took out less time to get ready in the morning, something that L had pointed out multiple times when Raito complained about not getting enough sleep.
L tilted his head to the side when Raito had finished deciding his facial features were still just as handsome and had now moved to his body.
"It appears that Raito-kun has gained some weight."
The said male turned around and gave a long, silent glare before turning his gaze once again to the mirror. Just as the detective thought he would, Raito looked down at his stomach which, while far from being pudgy, no longer contained the abs he had before the Kira investigation.
His eyebrows knitted together in a deep frown as he tried to spot the other parts of his body that weren't up to his former Godly form.
"If Raito-kun is displeased by this information, perhaps he would be pleased to know that areas such as his buttocks and thighs are filling out quite nicely."
That did it. Raito turned around, his eyes probably twice their normal size and his face a scarlet red.
L didn't bother defending himself from the slap in the face that was coming, partially because he knew he deserved it.
Raito's glare didn't settle after he hit the older male. He instead crossed his arms and huffed in annoyance.
"Ryuuzaki, I'd appreciate it if you didn't stare at my ass all morning."
L tilted his head, obsidian eyes wide, as he took in everything the young Yagami was saying, including the boy's flustered appearance.
"Perhaps if Raito-kun got dressed quicker, I wouldn't have to do the latter."
Raito looked like he was about to hit the detective again, but decided against it.
"You wouldn't do the latter if you weren't such a pervert!"
L seemed to think about this thoughtfully, once again chewing on his thumb.
"That may be so . . . but if Raito-kun were simply dressed by the time he came out here, I wouldn't have as much to stare at. Does Raito-kun deny that he has an attractive body?"
For the second time that day, Raito's face went completely red. "Ryuuzaki! That isn't the question here!"
He turned his face away, probably to hide embarrassment. "And geeze, what's with you this morning? First, you make a comment about how you like my ass, and then you say that you like to stare at my half-naked body!"
L's gaze lingered on the younger male's for a few more seconds. He decided to appreciate what he could, considering that this day would probably be the last day that Raito came out of the bathroom in nothing but his underwear.
He sighed before answering, "I suppose I'm, as Raito-kun would put it, incredibly horny this morning."
THE END.
I told you not to expect much. XD I wrote it in a day and it's filled with crack compared to my normal fics.