AN: this is me and my mind when we are both tired and hyper and extremly bored at the same time. enjoy!


Alex- oh my god that knife wielding maniac that was just chasing me has suddenly turned into a fluffy bunny rabbit, what in the world is going on?!

Sabina suddenly appearing-

Sabina- well duh, you were just thinking how nice it would be if he turned into a fluffy bunny so he did and isn't he just adorable?!

She squealed and lifting up the knife-wielding maniac turned bunny she proceeded to make baby noises at it.

Alex raised his eyebrows and grimaced as Sabina kissed the bunnies head,

Alex- okay… ewww….

Sabina and the bunny disappear. Only to be replaced by blunt looking extremely disgruntled at having appeared in front of the under aged spy he was blackmailing into working for him.

Alex- hello blunt I think you should prepare to die.

Blunt looks suddenly nervous which is strange because blunt never looks suddenly anything or suddenly at all.

Alex- oh knife wielding maniac!

Maniac bunny appears.

Alex- I'll turn you back if you promise to kill that man and not come after me.

Somehow, the maniac bunny telepathically tells Alex it's a deal and Alex turns him back.

The knife-wielding maniac who is no longer a bunny runs after blunt who has decided to run away.

Alex suddenly decides that he wants to make a snow angel so he transports himself to the snowy French Alps and proceeds to make a snow man and then a snow angel as well.

Wolf appears beside him and scowls,

Wolf- Cub why do you always have to appear when ever I transport myself suddenly somewhere?

Alex grins

Alex- because it's fun to make you angry

Wolf growls- well too bad

He sings happily prancing around as if he is a ballerina

Wolf- jack has decided to go out with me, which means you have to be nice so there!

Wolf pokes his tongue out at Alex

Alex frowns

Alex- but I don't want you to go out with jack

A chocolate chip cookie suddenly appears in Alexs' hand.

Alex- I'll give you this cookie if you don't go out with jack

He says temptingly

Wolf stares at the cookie

Wolf- I'd rather go out with jack. Suddenly it is raining cookies

Wolf- what the…?

Alex- yay it's raining cookies!

Suddenly bursting into song

Alex- I'm dancing in the cookies I'm dancing in the cookies!

An umbrella suddenly appears and Alex twirls it above his head as he sings.

Wolf stares at him in horror

Wolf- I think I'm going to be sick - He murmurs


AN: i like to sing and i like cookies...

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