"HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO-" A woman with auburn hair called out towards the cameramen, but not before another lady slapped her hand onto her mouth to make her shut up.
"AHEM... Welcome to the Superstar Game, a game show where we show some support towards the pointless and loseristic people in the Mario series, and watch them beat the heck outta each other in stupid competitions!" Peach said. "I'm your host, Princess Peach! And this screaming lunatic over here is Daisy, the self-assigned co-host Daisy.." She groaned.
"Hey! I'm much better than you!" Daisy shouted, attempting to slap Peach in the face.
"Well, you only appeared in one main game, and it was possibly the dumbest one in the whole series!" Peach countered.
"Hey! Are we gonna introduce the people or what?" A random cameraman shouted.
"Oh, yeah, um... Let's get to that..." Peach stammered. "First off, we have an ugly monster who thinks she looks amazing with her bow and obvious fake ring, it's Birdo!"
"Wassup bros?" Birdo said, trying to charm the viewers.
"Please stop, ugly. You'll never get a boyfriend, no matter how popular this show makes you." Daisy said, smacking the big-mouthed dino in the face.
"I have a boyfriend! Yoshi is, like, the best guy a girl could ever want!"
Daisy let out a massive gasp. "The derp face has a boyfriend?"
"Yeah, she does, but Yoshi is dumb. Come on, all he say is "Yoshi Yoshi Yahoo" and sticks out his tongue." Peach deadpanned.
"Shut up!" Birdo stormed backstage as the next player jogged on, falling flat on his face as he tripped over a device cord.
"Whoops." He said, as Daisy stood him back up.
"This is Koops, one of the Paper Mario Partners that nobody cares about." Peach said, shoving him backstage with Birdo. "We're not gonna bother introducing him."
"Aw..." Koops mumbled.
"Next up is a forgotten character from the Wario subseries, it's-" Peach was cut off when a pirate woman swooped onto the stage. "
"Captain Syrup!" She yelled, and slammed into Daisy's face on her landing.
"Ow..." Daisy murmured, collapsing on the ground.
"I'm the best looter on the Seven Seas!" Syrup announced, as Peach attempted to shove her backwards into one of the wings.
"Shut up, nobody cares!" Peach yelled, and punched her in the face.
"Oh. Okay. I'll be going now..." Captain Syrup said awkwardly, backing up into the side wings, right into the face of the next competitor.
"Ow! my face!" He said, and spun onto the stage.
"It's Muskular!" Daisy yelled.
"Wait, where the heck is he from?" Peach wondered.
"Arrrgh! Nobody remembers the Stars from the original Paper Mario! We are clearly too important to be forgotten!" Muskular groaned, getting up in Peach's face.
"Dude, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Peach whined when the blue star gave her an evil eye.
"Ugh. Just leave, nobody cares about you anyway." Daisy grunted, and Muskular dawdled backstage, hogging the camera.
"Oh emm gee, guess who it, like, is!" A pink goomba with a mining helmet walked on.
"UhhhGgg..." The other four competitors backstage groaned.
"Oh, hello, Goombella!" Peach smiled, greeting her old friend.
"Like, who the heck are you?" Goombella asked.
"Oh, right... You have memory issues." Peach remembered. "Ummm... Yeah, just go back with the others, okay?"
"Sure beans!" Goombella yipped, skipping back to the others.
"Ew, what is this overgrown fungus?" Birdo screamed as Goombella tried to hug her.
"Haha, don't get your hopes up, you're about as ugly as she is!" Muskular taunted.
"Why you little (Beep!)" Birdo cussed and charged at Muskular like a raging bull.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The blue star screamed, slamming into the next contestant as she slid onstage from the impact.
"Ow, my head!" Marilyn moaned as she flopped onto the camera's view.
"And this is Marilyn, the fattest shadow ever!" Daisy announced, and Marilyn hid her face under her hat.
"Why does everyone say that to me?" She squeaked, shuffling backstage to escape the limelight.
"Ahahahahaha, we needed someone on the show to make fun of, besides Wendy, she's so ugly we didn't let her on!" Daisy laughed
"Uh, who's Wendy? Goombella asked, peeping her head from between the curtains. Peach held up a photo of the monstrosity, and Goombella screamed, falling on the ground unconscious.
"Now, let's welcome one of the most forgotten characters ever that is pretty much a clone of the rest of his species, it's Dashell the Pixl!" Daisy announced loudly as usual.
"Yo. What's up?" He said nonchalantly.
"Wait, when did he get accepted?" Peach wondered.
"Oh, you were missing one person so I put him on 'cause I felt like it." Daisy responded.
"That's nice, now let's get Boring McBoringface offstage so we can get to more interesting competitors." Peach stated, pushing Dashell back.
"Wait a minute... You called me BORING?" Dashell raged. "I'M GONNA MURDER YOU!" He started chasing Peach all over the stage as the pink princess screamed.
"Uhm... Next up is a fish with a stabby nose, Enguarde!" Daisy called, attempting to shove Peach and the raging Pixl backstage
"Woah, there's a murder party? Cool!" The swordfish shouted as he saw the chase, and joined in, trying to stab Peach in her butt. Peach screamed even louder, and eventually climbed up the curtains to escape the crazy dudes.
"Well, we'll be right back, I have to save Peach now..." Daisy groaned as the screen faded out for commercials.
"Alright everyone, we're back with our next competitor, Jojora!" Peach continued, and the blue ice fairy strutted onstage.
"Sup? The name's Jojora." She said, wearing a pair of sunglasses and carrying a camera. "Gotta go through my blackmail photos now, so peace out."
"I'm kinda scared for my life now..." Daisy said, her face going white.
"Aha!" Jojora spun around and snapped a photo of Daisy. The other competitors shuddered.
"Next is an annoying Chimp who likes to challenge people to competitions and murder them if they fail!" Peach yelled, and the Chimp walked on.
"Who's ready to see the Gaming Champion beat the heck outta these suckers?" He said, slamming his fists together as if to taunt everybody.
"Like, I don't think so!" Goombella called.
"Fah! This loser is opposing me? I shall earn the respect of all of you and stun the viewers with my amazing skills in the competitions!" The Chimp opposed.
"Urgh, here comes our next person... Ms Mowz!" Peach grumbled as she shoved the egotistical ape off.
"Wow, those cookies backstage were the BOMB!" Ms Mowz said, munching on a chocolate chip cookie.
"Those were for afterwards, you numbskull!" Daisy shouted, bopping her on the head and making the cookie stash fall out of the bag she carried.
"Ahahahaha... Don't mind me..." She stammered, backing up into the wings to avoid suspicion. Everybody facepalmed.
"Anyways... This is Mallow, a giant fluffy yellow cloud of pee!" Daisy shouted, and a yellow puff with ugly pants walked onstage.
"How many times do I have to tell you, I'm not a fluffy pee cloud!" Mallow said and attempted to smack Daisy's face, but his arm was too squishy to hurt the flower princess.
"Weakling!" Peach taunted.
"Shut up, you pink-obsessed loser!" Mallow tried to jab back.
"AHAHAHAHAHA! Look at him! He tries to be cool!" Birdo laughed, and everyone stared at her.
"And so do you, nostril-face." Captain Syrup told her.
"Next up is Bombette, a bob-omb with serious anger issues!" Peach announced, and Bombette waddled onstage.
"Hello everybody! It's me, Bombette!" She shrieked. "You're going to LOVE MEEE!" The other competitors rolled their eyes backstage.
"Move it, pinky!" A smallish bird yelled and pushed Bombette off the stage. "Hi, y'all! It's me, Birdley!"
"Who the heck is Birdley again?" Daisy wondered, and then got slapped in the face by one of his wings.
"Don't tell me you don't know who the great and powerful Birdley is?" He said as he flew up and got into Daisy's face, making her back up.
"Oookay... Don't get yourself in a tizzy..." Daisy stammered as she nudged the egotistical bird offstage.
"Ohai everybody!" A giant pink mutated Yoshi-looking thing stomped onstage. "Me Yoob!"
"Soo fat..." Jojora whispered, and snapped a photo. Marilyn looked sort of relieved at the sight of the humongous dino.
"And this is Yoob, by far the largest competitor on our show!
"Who wants a hug?" Yoob smiled and started chasing everybody around the stage.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" All the other contestants and the hosts screamed, running around like ants. Jojora took another photo of the chaos.
"This will be good on my-" The blue fairy was cut off when Yoob stepped on her.
"Hmm... a perplexing predicament, my friends." The next competitor said quite nasally and waddled onstage.
"This... is... Pennington!" Daisy said while sprinting away from Yoob. Eventually the huge dinosaur gave up.
"Me tired.." She gasped.
"I say the dino must go. It is causing too much trouble." Pennington deduced, giving Yoob the evil eye.
"Umm... This is a gameshow, and Yoob is competing on it. We can't make her go." Peach explained to the blue penguin.
"Oh, well, I knew that... I was just seeing if you were aware of that, my friend." Pennington quickly excused.
"What? Okay, this was not what I expected..." A voice said from the wings.
"This is Queen Merelda from the Shake Dimension!" Daisy announced in her annoyingly loud voice.
"Oh, please... It's just Merelda, or Mer if you prefer." The green aristocrat informed.
"Okay! Works for me!" Daisy happily agreed.
"Man, Daisy just spews positivity..." Enguarde groaned.
"Who has positivity?" A beanish guy asked and came onstage riding a hoverboard of sorts.
"And this is Fawful!" Peach introduced.
"I shall win on this show! My fate will be the mustard on your pathetic life sandwiches! The mustard of your DOOM!" Fawful screeched.
"That was quite possibly the dumbest analogy ever made." Ms Mowz deadpanned.
"Analogies? I love analogies!" Another voice yapped from backstage. "Hello! I'm Merluvlee, the amazing fortune-teller!"
"Ooh! Ooh! Tell my future!" Birdley yelled, flying up in front of the Shaman's face.
"You are destined... TO LOSE!" Merluvlee taunted.
"FRAUD!" The egotistical bird screeched.
"Ha! I'm finally here!" The final contestant panted. Birdley and Merluvlee swiveled their heads around and stared at a blue toad.
"This is Blu-" Peach started, but was cut off when the toad slapped her.
"My name is Booper!" He introduced himself. "Do NOT call me Blue Toad!"
"Okay, Blue Toad!" Daisy yelled with a derpy face.
"AAARRGGHHH!" Booper groaned.
"Well, this is it for our contestants, now let me introduce you to our teams! We used Randomdotorg to determine the teams, so here are the results!" Peach announced, and a screen rolled down on the back of the stage, with the teams on them.
Team Pie:
Yoob Fawful Bombette Merelda Muskular Enguarde Birdley Merluvlee Birdo Ms. Mowz
Team Cheese:
The Chimp Captain Syrup Mallow Booper Jojora Goombella Koops Marilyn Pennington Dashell
"That's all for now folks, we'll see you next time on The Superstar Game, where the first competition will take place! See you then!" Peach ended.
Hello all,
I've been reading alot of Fanfics like this, and I thought it would be fun to do one of my own. The game is pretty simple, each chapter/episode a team will win a competition, and they have Immunity. The other team will lose a member through a voting system in which you, the viewers, get to pick who is eliminated! Plus, you also can vote to "Like" someone, and the person with the most likes wins Immunity next round! The voting starts next chapter, which will hopefully be up in the next day or two.
I took this idea from Admiral Bobbery's fanfic The Dreamstakes, and Redluma's Mario Superstars.