The Infinity Glove

The following is one fan's fictitious account of the popular Marvel "comic-book" series entitled "The Infinity Glove." Please enjoy it as you would a normal "comic book." - Ed

Thermos is a big blue guy who's always raising hell, well one day he decided to raise hell for all hours. He made himself a nice new glove called The Infinity Glove, which he put on his honey hand. He drove around Mars hitting his honey hand against his car so that he could get himself a fine lady like Wonderful Woman or Tigress or whoever.

Everyone was jealous of Thermos' cool glove expecially Adam Whitlock was was always pissed off because he didn't have any super powers like Thermos who could turn purple. Well he decided to steal the Infinity Glove from Thermos.

Adam Whitlock used his super powers to tell the Earth heroes that Thermos was trying to use his honey hand to chase tail, and they got all pissed off so they all got together. The X-Men, Alpha Flies, Max Factor, Hydra, S.H.E.L.L., the JLA, and the Adventures all went straight to Mars to tell Thermos off.

By this time Adam Whitlock met another dude named the Sliver Surfer who also was pissed off at Thermos, and they made a promise to steal Thermos' fancy glove!

Sliver Surfer: let's use are power's to get that glove

Adam Whitlock: LOL

Thermos kills alot of the heros, but then Wolfer, Doctor Dune, Galacticus, Super Man and the Green Lampern beat the crud out of him. When nobody is looking the Sliver Surfer steals Thermos' cool glove and slips it on his honey hand. Now he is going around the universe slapping his honey hand against his surf board to attract the honeys!

Well the heros are all screaming and ripping shit up their so mad!

Wolfer: argh! ah, why i oughta!

The Jokester: what the hell, omg he tricked us, wtf

They all chase the Sliver Surfer and they catch him picking up a human girl so they lynch him and tie him to a lamp-post. They decided to give the glove to Adam Whitlock cause he's gay anyway and so he can't use his honey hand right.

Or does he? To be continued!